Toaster, also known as the forbidden bath bomb. Is the kitchen appliance for the single purpose of burning sliced bread
Person 1: hey man, can you warm up the forks in the toaster
Person 2:sure thing man
Person 1: hey dude, are you done?
Person 1: dude?
Person 2:sure thing man
Person 1: hey dude, are you done?
Person 1: dude?
by Tragedy of earth gonk the wise March 16, 2021
Get the Toastermug. A toaster, many times confused with a toaster oven, is a magical box of metal with two slits it the top. After placing two slices of bread through the slits and waiting for a minute or so, will shoot out your bread magically in a new, cooked form. Goes delicious with butter and jam. (Preferably strawberry jam)
by Literally Just A Toaster August 29, 2019
Get the Toastermug. The best roast of all you can ever use if somebody tells you "ur grandpap a trap"
Completely destroy their IQ and emotions with this
Completely destroy their IQ and emotions with this
1:ur mom gay
2:well ur dad lesbian
1:no u
2:well ur granny tranny
1:but ur grandpap a trap
2: and ur aunt issa toaster
*1 immediately dies and falls*
2:well ur dad lesbian
1:no u
2:well ur granny tranny
1:but ur grandpap a trap
2: and ur aunt issa toaster
*1 immediately dies and falls*
by DehKukadoolKiide April 7, 2018
Get the Ur Aunt issa Toastermug. A toaster thot is someone who is fake depressed and is a hoe. The toaster means toaster in bath tub.
Person 1: Why is Courtney acting so depressed all the time.
Person 2: Oh shes not actually shes just a toaster thot
Person 2: Oh shes not actually shes just a toaster thot
by Desthomes September 17, 2019
Get the Toaster Thotmug. A person who panic buys food staples at the first hint of a snow storm. Typically found in the Midwest, this type of shopper will stock up on 15 to 20 days worth of milk, eggs, and bread to ride out a one to two day snow event. What is ironic about the French Toaster is that they unwittingly bought the ingredients for, but very rarely make, French toast.
The Weather report calls for an inch of snow for tomorrow. I'll bet the French Toasters are emptying the shelves of milk, bread, and eggs again.
by The Reverand Doctor December 31, 2020
Get the French Toastermug. by elizor09 May 1, 2021
Get the your a toastermug.