by Ride or Die Fool October 13, 2008

Amazing fat cat. She owns all the colours that a cat can have and she is fatherless. She also has mommy issues.
by crazycatladylovesfu January 18, 2023

Speaker 1:Ayo he is such a fu
Speaker 2:What's a fu?
Speaker1:A word for happy
Speaker2:I'm never a fu :(
Speaker 2:What's a fu?
Speaker1:A word for happy
Speaker2:I'm never a fu :(
by Bd0g January 30, 2022

Fu Hao, an unassuming, brilliant young man destined for prosperity, greatness and widespread renown. Despite obvious physical beauty and the female attention it brings, Fu Haos are aloof to women. They love Chess, Minecraft and dogs. They hate mean people and fancy clothes.
Wow, that Fu Hao is 8 moves ahead of everyone. He dominated the Chess Tournament. Women want him and Men want to be him.
by CocaineBear99 April 10, 2023

by juuuhurddd February 18, 2017

by SHREK_UWU January 15, 2025

A form of martial arts only seen in the shady parts of Beijing or in triad controlled China town. It is also used as a sport for betting and such like.
Where 2 or more men use their erect penises as weapons in a duel but also doing those crazy kung-fu flips. Women can participate with strap-ons but this provides a distinct advantage due to their artificial nature.
Where 2 or more men use their erect penises as weapons in a duel but also doing those crazy kung-fu flips. Women can participate with strap-ons but this provides a distinct advantage due to their artificial nature.
Joe: 'Chris are you ok?'
Chris: 'No mate, absolutely exhausted. My penis is black and blue from all that Ding dong kung-fu!'
Chris: 'No mate, absolutely exhausted. My penis is black and blue from all that Ding dong kung-fu!'
by Two Spoon Destroyer December 23, 2020
