Thomas 

Just major shlong like man’s must be packin
He automatically has 3 legs. Chicks dig him and he’s rlly hawt

Thomas is packin D

Thomas by Tshnizzle February 16, 2022

Thomas 

Thomas had the biggest shlong of all time his pp alone weighs 60 pounds and he still swings it around, talk about three legs.

Holy sh*t thomas has the biggest penis I have ever seen sommer ray is definitely into him

Thomas by Tshnizzle February 16, 2022

Thomas 

Thomas is a very very sexy man. He's kind, considerate, passionate, handsome, and knows how to kiss. Everytime you're in need of something, he'll help you in anyway possible. He always tries to make you laugh even when you're feeling down. Thomas is also a very brilliant man, excelling in every form of academics.

Thomas is the man of my dreams, he is like an angelic being, respect him with all your heart

Thomas by MckenZie VandeBrink March 3, 2022

Thomas 

the best name for any handsome individual and anyone with the name is automatically the best person ever

bro my name is literally Thomas how dare you defy me!

sorry bro, I didn't realize you were so great, bro...

Thomas by Decider of Definitions! March 8, 2022

Thomas 

A guy who couldn’t get shiny militank

Thomas imagine not having pokeballs so you can’t catch shiny militank

Thomas by Retarded Tommy boy March 17, 2022

Thomas 

The biggest simp ever

Person 1: omg that’s thomas
Person 2: oh yeah he’s a simp.

Thomas by Ur dad 69420 March 22, 2022

Thomas 

a kid who one day says his laptop is his girlfriend, than his dad, than his son, than his wife and then his momo. he is a fuckwit who thinks he can kill a person with his bare hands but can lose to the weakest person in the world to an arm wrestle. he will flinch at anything. he is scared of go karts and says his family is so rich there house is made of marble. this means Thomas is a fucking liar with no life. if you find this Thomas or anyone like him. fucking shank them with a fucking blunt ass spoon till they can barely breath than jump on to them and slam them into the ground and have them choke on his blood.

look at the fag Thomas, lets shank him with a blunt ass spoon

Thomas by masteroakwee April 3, 2022