Web Slinging

When a guy is a f*cking a girl and she lets him nut inside then she shoots it back in his face, like a spider man web

Steven was a little to excited to try web slinging with his new match from Tinder
Trevor received quite a surprise when his girlfriend web slinged him after he finished inside her

by tweetytweetytwat July 19, 2019

Web Content Editor

Web content editors organize, produce, edit and publish multiple forms of digital media online. Including but not limited to story/information, video and imagery.

Editors typically work as part of a Web professional team with content creator's, page designers, social media mangers and webmasters.

Web content editors additionally monitor site analytics for planning and strategy to tailor future publishing goals.

"I tried to get my content published on Pop Culture Modernization but the web content editor is a prick." Source: Pop-culturemod on snapchat.

by Pop Culture Modernization September 4, 2016

Web Pope

A person who likes to rule over administrative rights to a server, website, and/or database. Not to further development, but for the sole purpose of being able to say that they own it.

"Kevin, I need admin perms for the website so I can finish that page we talked about."

"No, Dan, you can't have the permissions. My coding skills are far superior to your own."

"But Kevin... You never do anything on the site."

"Fuck you, Dan! You're not getting shit."

"Kevin the Web Pope strikes again!"

by Mangoman Deluxe March 17, 2017

Sperm web

Noun. It is a phenomenon that happens when a girl is being “courted” by a guy and they are about to get serious and then suddenly all of her exes, hoes, or random men start showing up trying to earn her affection. It’s as if all men are subconsciously connected through this sperm web.

“Bruh my ex boyfriend just texted me he misses me!” “Oh my god, ugh it must be the sperm web”

by Lolbrono January 16, 2023

chicken web

A "chicken web" is when you pick up a chicken and jump on a spider web in Fortnite chapter 3 season 1

"yo you tryna chicken web across the map

by Remix_Eclipse December 19, 2021

Spread the Web

Early morning need for a man to stretch and pull on his nut sack. This sometimes result in a moist/warm nut sack looking like a web being spread apart...hence Spread the Web

Early each morning, Bill felt the need to spread the web before he got his cup of coffee.

by Captain Duder April 19, 2012

Madame Web

The worst comic book movie since The Smurfs 2. Possibly the worst widely released movie ever created. It's so bad, it'll make you want to go to the Amazon and get bitten by millions of Brazilian Wondering Spiders right before you die instead of watching this trash a second time.

Person 1: Madame Web is the worst movie ever.
Person 2: Let's watch Morbius like real men. It's Morbin' time!

by CrazyCockatoo2003 March 7, 2024