When you're holding in a poop with everything you have, cold sweat dripping down your forehead and you finally, barely make it to the toilet in time. Only then do you get to hear the glorious orchestral sound of the gravy trumpets
Feet swinging beneath the stall door, I knew that kid had to be done soon, he’s just playing with my emotions now. Finally he exits and asks “are you okay Mr?”
As I wipe away the forehead sweat and shove Jr to the side, my cheeks barely his the seat before the sweet serenade of the gravy trumpet rang throughout the stalls.
As I wipe away the forehead sweat and shove Jr to the side, my cheeks barely his the seat before the sweet serenade of the gravy trumpet rang throughout the stalls.
by Chung July 22, 2024
Get the Gravy Trumpet mug.I was hanging out with Jillian the other day and she wanted to give me and Jimmy and Tijuana trumpet and it was only 4th date but… we did it anyways.
by Tijuana Trumpet July 24, 2024
Get the tijuana trumpet mug.1. A person who embodies a brash, unapologetic, and often untrustworthy demeanor, often flaunting their power or influence in controversial or offensive ways.
2. Someone who aggressively promotes themselves or their interests, often disregarding social norms or the feelings of others.
Example: "Did you see him at the party last night? He was such a trumpeter, acting like he owned the place and grabbing 'em by the pussy"
Verb
To flaunt one's perceived superiority or power in a crude or offensive manner.
Example: "He was trumpeting around the office, bragging about his weekend escapades without a care for who was listening."
2. Someone who aggressively promotes themselves or their interests, often disregarding social norms or the feelings of others.
Example: "Did you see him at the party last night? He was such a trumpeter, acting like he owned the place and grabbing 'em by the pussy"
Verb
To flaunt one's perceived superiority or power in a crude or offensive manner.
Example: "He was trumpeting around the office, bragging about his weekend escapades without a care for who was listening."
Hey, isn't that guy a trumpeter? I heard he lives high on the hog because he lies and doesn't pay taxes..
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Get the Donald Trumpet mug.Making the sound of an elephant trumpet while also raising an arm to mimic the elephant trunk can be perceived as a way to subtly simulate the white supremacist salute without being obvious.
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“Hey bunny didn’t you say you have a video of you playing a man like a trumpet?”
“It’s Essentially Fisting his ass with at least three fingers, moving them independently inside while sucking on his tip”
“How much do I have to pay you to do that to me-?”
“It’s Essentially Fisting his ass with at least three fingers, moving them independently inside while sucking on his tip”
“How much do I have to pay you to do that to me-?”
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Get the Playing a man like a trumpet mug.A sexual act when a person is eating their partners ass, then the partner will hover their asshole just in front of the person preforming the act. This person will then open their mouth so their partner can fart into the open cavity creating a slight echo reverberating back out of their mouth.
I was eating this girls ass and she told me to open my mouth because she was gonna give me the Trumpets of Jericho, Ive never had someone do that, im in love
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