Queen fart suited

In poker when someone calls you down with some bullshit hand simply because its suited. A hand such as queen, four of clubs comes to mind.

This can be extended to all shitty hands that people randomly play and can be substituted accordingly. The noun can replace either the card or their implied suit.

Examples:
Substitute for suit Queen four of fart
Substitute for suit and card Three turd of garbage
Substitute for both cards and suit Poop, fart, of hooker spit.
I can't believe he called me down with queen fart suited and hit the flush.

or

I got knocked out of the tourney by some guy who went all in with fart, joke of queef.
by Djense April 27, 2010
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Daddy suit

A pimp like suit that screams both big spender and sugar daddy. Its flashy, showy and makes a big the young ladies got to him.
Tyrese stood there in his daddy suit standin there like he was some big shot.
by Theamazinggeek January 15, 2019
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suit licker

"So what if Amazon pays $0 in taxes? They give people jobs! Their employeeseven get a WHOLE thirty-second pee break once a day!"

"Shut the fuck up, suit licker."
by The dinglebop July 24, 2020
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fuck suit

a suit you wear right before or directly after one fucks
Hey babe now that I came I need to go put on my fuck suit
by all.red May 30, 2017
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bridle suite

A wedding-day room where da groom physically and emotionally prepares himself for his future life of being "harnessed" wif a monthly-menstrual-period-suffering spouse, and quite possibly "saddled" wif one or more anxiety-and-expenses-creating ankle-biters sometime fairly soon, as well.
In da 1924 Harold Lloyd comedy "Hot Water", Harold admonishes his soon-to-be-"hitched" buddy who's on his way to his "bridle suite" --- "Why should you want to give up your simple uncomplicated life of a happy care-free bachelor?!" He then goes on to protestingly vow dat **he himself** will never "fall for a pair of soft-boiled eyes" --- that is, of course, till merely a few moments later when he accidentally bumps into and knocks over da sweet-faced Jobyna Ralston, and one look into HER huge clear blinky "soft-boiled eyes" and he's smitten! :P :P :P
by QuacksO February 24, 2023
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break suit

To go against the norm, to do something different
She didn’t break suit by wearing sneakers to the prom.
by YLue July 23, 2022
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Skleisure Suit

Sklee- zure Suit ... noun
A normally very decorative one piece snow suit. A onesie for the slopes. Think 1970's James Bond.
Did you see that guy getting off the red lift. His skleisure suit is epic. I love the purple, teal and pink.
by the shenanigator September 6, 2016
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