Originated from a Charlie Slimecicle song, The fictional natural disaster called Jort storm can be multiple things, It can be a Jort-icane, Jort-nado Jort-nami, Jort-quake, Jort-ruption, Jort-alanche, or even a Jort-pocalypse.
by JORTSTOMSCOMINGTONIGHT123 September 12, 2023
Get the Jort stormmug. by Chumpy7 December 16, 2019
Get the war stormmug. Storm Dink has a huge big black cock, even though he is the whitest man on earth. All girls love riding on his discostick and even all the boys have done it and loved it...
He is a very attractive man and when he takes on his pants they break because of his huge weiner.
His big long sausage tastes like salty banana which by the way is the best taste on earth!! (you should try!)
You can suck his cock for 1$, it is worth it, you can also ride his humungus pickle for 1.2$.
He loves big cocks in his beatuful face and he also loves Pussy on his hot mouth.
He is litterally the most restarted beautiful person ever!!! (plus 12 inches)
He is a very attractive man and when he takes on his pants they break because of his huge weiner.
His big long sausage tastes like salty banana which by the way is the best taste on earth!! (you should try!)
You can suck his cock for 1$, it is worth it, you can also ride his humungus pickle for 1.2$.
He loves big cocks in his beatuful face and he also loves Pussy on his hot mouth.
He is litterally the most restarted beautiful person ever!!! (plus 12 inches)
The Name Storm Dink is a very useful word that can be used in various sentences like:
Storm Fink has a big pickle
Storm Fink loves cock
Everybody should ride Storm Fink like a disco stick
Storm Fink has a big pickle
Storm Fink loves cock
Everybody should ride Storm Fink like a disco stick
by Prof. Doc. Doc. Slutter March 1, 2024
Get the Storm Dinkmug. The storm boner is when a crack of thunder gives you a full blown errection and you feel the pulse of the lightning
by Bigisland April 3, 2023
Get the Storm bonermug. Basically a lacrosse team with only white men on their board. Oh and if ur on a girls team don’t expect to get an equal amount of money or practices them the boys!!
“no way yr a laxer!?”
“uhh yeah”
“Oh cool what team”
“storm lacrosse...”
“haha i bet you can’t even play then”
“uhh yeah”
“Oh cool what team”
“storm lacrosse...”
“haha i bet you can’t even play then”
by Gdasddde April 5, 2019
Get the storm lacrossemug. A rare breed of roller pigeon, most likely resulting from a deliberate cross of the Galatz Roller and Berlin Long Faced Tumpler by San Francisco area fanciers. With dramatic dark black plumage and elongated features, it is easy to differentiate from other common urban doves. Both males and females develop vivid reddish-orange rictal bristles when fully mature. The shade of orange is often compared to the international orange of San Francisco's famous Golden Gate Bridge.
A pair of Storm Crows, long-shanked and imperturbable, parted the roiling mass of doves on the street below, like a hot blade through crème fraîche
by Saxonshield415 July 14, 2022
Get the Storm Crowmug. 