Seven mile itch

Itchy anus which occurs when you’re at least seven miles walk away from a toilet. Usually due to being one wipe short of a clean bum.

I had dump just before the half marathon started. The bog roll was like tracing paper! I got halfway round and got the seven mile itch! I spent the last 6 miles scratching my ring piece and the next 6 hours with my Harris in a bowl of warm water!

by Nuphagus March 14, 2020

Seven

Ten trillionaire

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by GermaniumL November 8, 2025

Seven

A nigga who dickrides you 24/7 all day everyday for no reason

Kyle: Bro your shoes are fake
Twen: you’re being such a seven rn

by Yhulix December 12, 2022

Seven Eleven Pizza

Cheap ass pizza that's pretty good

Man: O look A Seven Eleven Pizza poster. Maybe I should get some.

by ClingLingTing December 2, 2020

Seven

Where you slowly say seven

Popular internet trend

usage of seven:
*slowly looks at each other*
*in unison* "s e v e n"

by anonymous April 12, 2024

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by AddictedToAnAuditoru March 3, 2025

Seven-Ten Split

(Medical jargon) When a kidney stone glances and dislodges a large scaberous blockage in the male urethra.

"May the record reflect there was a seven-ten split during the procedure. We will begin extraction."

by Chain Furious May 15, 2020