a good ol' rub

when you give your meat (chicken, stake, ect..) a good ol' rub

Person 1: "my meat isn't cooking right!"

Person 2: "just give your meat a good ol' rub!"

by one nibba December 4, 2017

Rubbing Rob Reiner

Bating; Spanking the monkey; Flogging the dolphin; Choking the chicken

Is it humanly possible to rub Rob Reiner that many times in a day, you sick sri lankan bastard??

by Anonymous May 2, 2003

nipple rub like

When one gay man likes another man, he nipple rub likes him.

Aaron nipple rub likes me.

by Nathan Hulsey October 17, 2006

Rubbed One Out

Had a wank

I went into the shower and rubbed one out

by Unattainable Unicorns July 18, 2014

Rub One Out

The act of male masterbation and orgasm prior to going on a date where it is apparent he will score. The male performs this act up to an hour prior to the date in order to facilitate a longer lasting erection (thus satisfying her every need later on)

Bill knew Sally wanted to bone that night, so he rubbed one out in the bathroom before he left to pick her up for dinner

by Douglas PerfectHour February 22, 2005

rubbing out an 'eddie'

to masturbate at one's workplace

It sure was a downer that he was interupted by an intercom page while he was rubbing out an 'eddie' in the janitors closet.

by Lou Lewis January 5, 2009

He needs to rub it

When a dude is playing golf and leaves a putt short. Their inability to get the ball to the hole suggests they have a vagina, which would get rubbed during times of tension or sexual frustration.

Oh wow he left the putt to win short! He needs to rub it!!

by salsbury69 September 6, 2011