A measure to quantify the unwillingness to have sex with another individual. By "Taking the Peanut" over a sexual encounter, you are choosing to eat a peanut that which you have ingested and passed through a bowel movement, with the allowance of being able to clean the peanut with only your hands and no other cleaning agents. This scale uses a 1-5 rating (ie. # of peanuts you are willing to eat). The next level on the peanut scale is to succumb to eating someone else's peanut. This secondary scale is also based on a 1-5 rating and must be clarified in one’s declaration.
Having seen the heinously fat and ugly girl, Ennio used the Peanut Scale and contemplated taking the Peanut over the option of banging her. Ali, declared he would eat at least 2 peanuts to avoid the beast. Jason, went over the top and even offered eating 2 peanuts from someone else’s ass rather than to fuck her. Alessandro chose the girl…
by Big_Sak April 03, 2008
To cover your penis in peanut butter and proceed to having sex with the opposite sex ( or the same we don't judge)
by Flubby19 February 08, 2019
CharlieBrook is a peanut butter bitch.
by Aloeverahoe January 04, 2018
The dead skin and body oils that get stuck in crevices of commonly used items (ex. video game controller, handheld gaming device, cellphones)
Gamestop employee: "Jesus Christ, that guy just traded in this controller. LOOK AT ALL THE HUMAN PEANUT BUTTER"
*proceeds to scrape out human peanut butter*
*proceeds to scrape out human peanut butter*
by ThisguywhoworksatGamestop November 23, 2010
The dwindling numbers of the Cherokee tribe forced them to adopt a policy of peanut butter tribalism.
by BlackSmithy September 11, 2018
two crackers filled with peanut butter and ground cannabis baked in the oven to render a potent snack; also known as "firecracker"
I was just playing xbox and all of a sudden i was stoned outta my mind. then i remembered i ate a peanut butter rooter an hour ago.
by dillskin March 03, 2011
by ballllla February 01, 2010