Merged Past-life Memories Syndrome (MPLMS)

A condition, in which someone accidentally mixes past-life memories from separate past-lives into a memory from one past-life.

'Like many reincarnated people, I think that I had a bad case of merged past-life memories syndrome (MPLMS): I was confused that my past-life memories from my past-life as a muse were from my past-life as a mermaid, until I figured that these memories were from separate past-lives.'

by DianaLuciusDeCollis September 10, 2022

Fast like the past

a. When an event feels quickly paced
b. When a person/animal is quick in speed, either physical or mental

When he plays soccer, he's fast like the past.

by vagrantviolin September 27, 2013

past escabang

n: described as someone in which you use to have sexual relations with, but is now someone you barely know.

can also describe a past "fling"

yea she use to be my past escabang, now we barely talk

by Vobxr January 14, 2023

Pubic Penis Paste

a wonderful paste that simply gets applied to the shaft of the penis and testicles. This groundbreaking formula was founded by UNCLE PHIL, otherwise known as PHIL PUBIC. The formula has proven to increase ball circumference by at least 4 inches, also it has proven to increase penis length by 12-18 inches

Damn bro you been using that Pubic Penis Paste?

by Greasy Ball Guy February 25, 2020

NORMAL PAST

THE BEST FUCKING RAP GROUP EVER
CONSISTS OF KAILER the BUILDER, PLAYBOI CHRIST, NINZ, MRKIE, JACOBOUS BROWN, JUSTIN TRIGLE, AND KALEX COOCHIE

"yo, whats the best rape group ever"
"ITS FUCKING NORMAL PAST COW GANG!"

by KAILER, the BUILDER June 26, 2023

the Ghost of Yesterday Night's Past

When your hungover and realize all the dumb shit you did when you where drunk.

After a night of drinking and you wake up with 10 unread messages from friends and family. you where visited by "the Ghost of Yesterday Night's Past"

by BOBBYKANG May 13, 2020

He’s gonna take you back to the past

Literally. This white dud will take you back to your SHITTY childhood in the 80s.

"Ayo the pizza here."

*runs downstairs and trips*

"OH NIGGA"

*yelling in pain as I fall down the stairs*

" augh my ears burn"

Then, he’s gonna take you back to the past and he’ll order you to never order a pizza again from your consequences…

by TheFuckinNerd February 23, 2022