Mendoza Method

The act of mass reporting in hopes to get their account banned or terminated after they:

1. Win an argument against you
2. Completely bitch you
3. You being too sensitive to jokes

Vinny: "Yo I massreported that guy that said that!"

Nerf: "Mendoza Method fr."

by vinnymendozaalt August 3, 2024

Aiden Portman Jelq Method

The Aiden Portman Jelq Method or A.P.J.M, is a method used to enlargen the penis. To do this method you have to tape your wee wee to the ceiling fan, or if you dont have one use the nearest electric hand dryer.

"yo guys i definitely recommend this new type of jelqing called the Aiden Portman Jelq Method!!! i grew 4 inches in the last 6 months!!!"

by imjelqing August 7, 2024

nut method

After thinking of a female and ejaculating, you receive post-nut clarity. This method helps to understand if you truly like a female. If you still find her attractive after beating one off, she passed the nut method.

“Did Miranda pass the nut method?”

“Yep, she’s definitely the one!”

by UNImagicMM March 14, 2023

Bloom Method

The Bloom Method is a scientifically-backed technique that eliminates digital distractions, including addictive apps like TikTok, Instagram, Snapchat, and even p*rn. Using the Bloom Card, it blocks these distractions, helping you focus on high-value tasks such as studying, working on projects, or improving your health. Over time, it rewires your habits, replacing mindless scrolling with intentional, productive actions, leading to increased focus, healthier habits, and greater overall success.

Im going to start using the Bloom Method.

by loadingllama March 30, 2025

iceman method

The art of DCA-ing a chart to 0

He bought using the iceman method (he bought at the top of the chart and kept rebuying until the chart dropped to 0)

by lebomborasclat April 3, 2025

The Linux Method

Defines people who constantly tell others about something they're doing, often without being solicited. Named after Linux users who can't stay one minute without telling everybody that it's better than windows.

Matt: Why is Alex asking everybody to learn German with him?
Dylan: Well, that's the Linux Method

by arvid1328 April 4, 2025

The drill method

When you take a shit and the poo gets in your ass hair and you go into the shower and clean it out by using your hand in drilling motion

I used the drill method on my butt hairs

by TheDrillMethod April 8, 2025