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The Gooch

Snoop Dogg's pet cockroach. Yes he did name it that. Look it up
"have you seen The Gooch lately?"
"No, but I've heard he's the size of a dollar bill"
by Gretelismycat July 13, 2025
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Gooch

Nickname for goat cheese. GOat+CHeese=Gooch.
This gooch is so yummy, man I love gooch.
by yonkers16 August 12, 2024
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Gooch

Computer Dust Bunny Collection ( CDBC) that is collected over a collected period of dust collecting time.
Yo, this laptop got some gooch for the cooch collector.
by DerpyDerpPimplePoppingSr. September 1, 2025
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Slurp my gooch

Common phrase used to verbally express a strong desire for another to orally pleasure the area between the (penis/vagina) and the
Slurp my gooch.”
by Goochslurper October 29, 2020
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gooch

girl dickooch
“ doesn’t gooch mean girl dickooch? “
yessir
by goochlover69 April 17, 2023
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Gooch Ricotta

The thick milky like substance that forms on your Gooch when you haven't showered in 3+ days. This substance when scratched off the Gooch resembles Ricotta Cheese.
After 3 days hiking the appalachian trail I had some serious gooch ricotta.
by BoztonFocis May 23, 2018
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Gooch Poof

When a male farts and the air gets caught between his dick and gooch
Oh shit! Did you just gooch poof?!
by Reneerenee11 April 1, 2019
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