The Gooch

Snoop Dogg's pet cockroach. Yes he did name it that. Look it up

"have you seen The Gooch lately?"
"No, but I've heard he's the size of a dollar bill"

by Gretelismycat July 13, 2025

Gooch

Nickname for goat cheese. GOat+CHeese=Gooch.

This gooch is so yummy, man I love gooch.

by yonkers16 August 12, 2024

Gooch

Computer Dust Bunny Collection ( CDBC) that is collected over a collected period of dust collecting time.

Yo, this laptop got some gooch for the cooch collector.

by DerpyDerpPimplePoppingSr. September 1, 2025

Slurp my gooch

Common phrase used to verbally express a strong desire for another to orally pleasure the area between the (penis/vagina) and the

“Slurp my gooch.”

by Goochslurper October 29, 2020

gooch

girl dickooch

“ doesn’t gooch mean girl dickooch? “
“ yessir “

by goochlover69 April 17, 2023

Gooch Ricotta

The thick milky like substance that forms on your Gooch when you haven't showered in 3+ days. This substance when scratched off the Gooch resembles Ricotta Cheese.

After 3 days hiking the appalachian trail I had some serious gooch ricotta.

by BoztonFocis May 23, 2018

Gooch Poof

When a male farts and the air gets caught between his dick and gooch

Oh shit! Did you just gooch poof?!

by Reneerenee11 April 1, 2019