Eddie dahl is a man with a jawline as sharp as the sharpest knife if the world. The spacetime gets cut being in the presence of such an object. Eddie dahl doesn't have fears. The fears fear him. Eddie dahl is officialy the chosen one.
by anonymous March 11, 2024

by Noah munson July 18, 2022


Eddie a bitch ass nigga imm beat his ass whenever I see him imma take his bitch too he a pussy ass nigga
Eddie is a gay ass faggot
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by Aubrey Black September 10, 2018

Most likely the future of food on earth and on Mars. Probably save your life. One a day Definitely keeps the doctor away. McDonald’s is very afraid that it won’t be able to co-exist with Teddie Eddie’s. Probably the in between Heaven and hell. Probably make you rich. Probably make you live forever. Probably shoot-in dice with Jesus in Heaven. Buns of gold. Started in the 315 passed the Moon straight to Mars. Up front at the welcome because Women love it, guys wanna be it. Probably a superhero, the kids said it. Make you feel like you’re racing a bunch of mental turtles. Higher than top shelf floatin in a bucket. Ice cream make you feel like cryotherapy. Cookies make a monster. Inclusive line Whole got nothing left out. Just a Clean unprocessed delicious decision.
by Teddie Eddie November 25, 2021
