Horse o' clock

Time to get drunk

Person 1: Bro what's the time?
Person 2: 10.30am
Person 3 (already several drinks in): Nah boys, it's horse o' clock

by Al. Coholic. July 2, 2017

king's alarm clock

When you wake up while receiving a blowjob.

Whats the best way to wake up?
dude you have to invest in a King's Alarm Clock.

by ADang December 15, 2013

oral alarm clock

Person who wakes another person up with fellatio, cunnilingus, or anilingus.

If I have been good all week, every Friday morning, my girlfriend becomes my oral alarm clock.

by Dirtier Old Man March 23, 2017

Scrotum Alarm Clock

The act of waking up a lazy roommate, hungover visitor or anyone who falls asleep on the couch in the middle of the day, by positioning yourself over their head, pulling your underwear to one side so that your scrotum hangs out loosely, carefully position your testicles about an inch over their eyelids and then yelling “Scrotum Alarm Clock” until they wake up and scream in horror and disgust at the site of your scrotum an inch from their face. It is recommended to move away quickly so the former sleeper does not injure the scrotum by swinging wildly when alarmed.

Joe passed out on the couch, so I gave him the ol’ Scrotum Alarm Clock to wake him up!

by BigBear316 April 17, 2021

Rage O Clock

A word that implies that it is time to party or to start partying.

Lets head over to that party now. It's Rage O Clock!

by KlynchxAP August 22, 2011

Asian Alarm Clock

To crash your car into the bedroom/lounge room of an unsuspecting victims house, in turn waking them up.

Man 1: hey, why did you drive your car through David's house? You drive like an asian.
Man 2: Exactly, I gave David the Asian Alarm Clock.

by brown_nose_bobby July 2, 2019

dance o clock

the time to dance.

Hey everyone, it's dance o clock.

by Dannie Lay August 29, 2003