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pussy board

when people pull up chairs and play a game of monopoly a the scissor table
me and dad played pussy board while my mom and sister made us a scissor table
by ynddxgxc April 15, 2024
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Head Boarding

A form of Sexual Asphyxiation you go down on your partner (Head) while they stand in the shower and water runs along his or her penis and water (Boarding) you while you pleasure him or her.
"You pair are always at it! I didn't mean to walk in on you head boarding her last night"
"I heard you and your boyfriend in the shower last night."...." Yeah, I totally head boarded him, but he loved it".
by Robyn.McKenzie August 23, 2023
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Grease the High Board

The act of spitting out cum into the palm of your hand and reaching up and putting it on the erect penis above you.

Usually done to inflict pain on the male when the recipient was not warned of its arrival. Many men find it unpleasant or even painful to have their diving board touched after he shoots a hot load. But can be done to try to keep the erection stiff a bit longer and or encourage an additional orgasm.
A: "I can't believe he just shot in your mouth without asking. I hope you got him back good" "Hell yeah I did. I know how to grease the high board. You should have seen him squirm."

Sorry Baby; just use it to grease the high board. I think I can shoot another load.
by BoyTVLive January 26, 2012
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Board

That girl is the flattest board I’ve ever seen
by Keechrmre June 4, 2018
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jumped the board

Having sex when you aren’t suppose to.

From the Amish practice of “bundling”whereby a young couple sleeps together with a board between them for the purpose of getting to know one another without actual physical contact. “Jumping the board” is being so hot for each other that you break the rules to have sex.
by James Perfect November 20, 2023
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Charcuterie board

A substitute if you’re using “Slayy”. It was originally created from the word chaturanga.
Okkk… charcuterie boarddd

I love that, charcuterie boardd

Charcuterie the house down boots
by Sillyhoe16 March 10, 2022
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GTA Boards

GTA Boards is an ever-growing fan forum dedicated to the Grand Theft Auto series and Rockstar Games. Registering is free, fast and easy and allows you to instantly reply to any topic or create your own discussions.
Yo! Have you checked out gta boards? check it out at gtaboards.com
by noobage August 3, 2021
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