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gravel badger

Common ancestor to the 'mud pelican' and the 'swamp donkey'. these will normally be very brave in their natural habitat and can often make the first move. BE AWARE. masked under substantial layers of make up your beer goggles may kick in too soon and deceive you. be sure to get a friends advise before resuming further.
He-man.'dude, this chick wants to pull into me, but im too drunk to tell if she's hot.'

Skeletor. 'dude, you must be pissed, thats the ugliest gravel badger iv ever seen'
by phoenix steel March 10, 2008
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Rusty Badger

When your bro performs oral sex on you in your siblings house.
I went out drinking with my sister's friend and at the end of the night he gave me a rusty badger.
by Titty Goblin April 13, 2021
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Badgering

Canadian law states: If a witness is lying on the stand, you can object to the statement by throwing a badgering at the witness’s face.
Witness: I have seen the lawyers pp and it is small.
Lawyer: *proceeds to launch a badger at the witness’s face*
Judge: Badgering denied.
by Dresek May 21, 2022
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Badger Expert

A person, usually but by no means always a man, who can be relied upon to hijack any topic of conversation to parade their own knowledge of the subject, however sketchy that might be.

Examples:

Person: This is a great sandwich, is there avocado in here?
Badger Expert: I know a bloke who imports avocados and he was saying that the harvest this year is very poor because of new water extraction rules (continues interminably)

Person: I heard David bought a boat now he has a new job
Badger Expert: I’ll tell you about owning a boat; my mate has two up on the East coast and he says the most interesting thing is (continues at length)

Person: There was a dead badger on the road outside my house this morning
Badger Expert: Badgers, is it now? I read a long blog by the fellow in charge of gassing badgers for the Environment Agency and the thing most people don’t realise is (continues, possibly with diagrams)
For God’s sake don’t mention beekeeping to Julia’s dad, he’s a noted badger expert

I was just telling Merlin about that house we looked at and I got twenty minutes of badger expertise on the finer points of property law
by J Lewis-Partnership September 2, 2021
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Mrs. Badger

Name of a horse. Horses named Badger are very kind and willing to please. The name Badger is not too common but they are very special. (Mrs. used to specify the gender of the horse)
My horse, Mrs. Badger was a good girl today.
by Mrs. Badger December 11, 2014
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Backwards Badger

A ‘Backwards Badger’ is a regi dab, ‘regdaB’
Are you kidding me bro, that’s not gas that’s a Backwards Badger
by That pretty mf with weeed October 12, 2021
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Honey Badger

A honey badger is an ex husband or ex wife that you go back too happily and care for more then just a boy/girlfriend.
I'm so glad I'm back with my Honey Badger
by HoneyBadgeDontCare August 17, 2019
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