A common saying when texting where when someone is pointed out on some outlandish statement or action, or when a good point is made, after which the person goes silent.
Friend 1: I'm telling you, I'm not a vampire!
Friend 2: You screamed when I threw water from a church on you...
Friend 1: That was just a reflex! Anyone would scream if cold water was unexpectedly thrown on them!
Friend 2: *silence*
Friend 1: Now, the badger goes silent
Friend 2: You screamed when I threw water from a church on you...
Friend 1: That was just a reflex! Anyone would scream if cold water was unexpectedly thrown on them!
Friend 2: *silence*
Friend 1: Now, the badger goes silent
by Imnotthough December 30, 2024
by ZeroFluxGiven August 11, 2020
A badger scratching means you are feeling the urge to take a poop. It’s that feeling when you know you need to set everything else aside and get to a potty soon.
A nickname for only the best. A completely sexy beast. He gets all the woman with his massive penis, great looks, and personality. No one can stop him because he is the best around, and no one can take him down. Also he is right ateast 75 percent of the time.
Person 1: Did you see that guy score a hattrick on the Wombts.
Person 2: Yeah, he is a real Nuetered Badger.
Person 1: True, he is pretty awesome.
Person 2: Yeah, he is a real Nuetered Badger.
Person 1: True, he is pretty awesome.
by Dapimp6996 November 15, 2013
by DaytonXD9 July 12, 2021
Canadian law states: If a witness is lying on the stand, you can object to the statement by throwing a badgering at the witness’s face.
Witness: I have seen the lawyers pp and it is small.
Lawyer: *proceeds to launch a badger at the witness’s face*
Judge: Badgering denied.
Lawyer: *proceeds to launch a badger at the witness’s face*
Judge: Badgering denied.
by Dresek May 22, 2022
A form of internet trolling where you ask people to provide sources for things that are common sense or well known in order to frustrate and waste people's time.
by asvpcurtis January 20, 2022