Nudge a Badger

To fuck an older woman with greying pubic hair.

"I'd like to nudge a badger tonight!"

by djchango October 1, 2009

Badgerism

Badgerism is an emotional state of being whereby the individual channels a honey badger mindset to overcome (perceived or real) everyday personal and work related barriers.

Shyte bahd, Mike be like in full badgerism mode right now. He don't give a shit!

by ZiBadger September 1, 2017

Badger

A word used to confirm it’s correct or you’re acknowledging you remember something.

Example 1:
Ben: What was the name of our Geography teacher in year 9?

Sam: Oooh errrr, Mr Geofferson!?

Ben: Aaah yes that’s the Badger.
Example 2

Amy: Pass us the 10mm socket for this wrench.

Jen: Is this the right one?

Amy: Yeah that’s the badger, pass it here.

by Samwisethegreat April 19, 2020

Post-Badger Rehabilitation

(noun)
German for “Healing after the Beast.”

The systematic recovery process undertaken by an obedient husband

to restore his dignity, cleanliness and independence during the prolonged absence of a relentlessly oppressive, bossy wife.

“Is Dr. Penguin doing better?”

“Yeah, Madame Penguin is visiting her family and his insurance company agreed to cover 14 days of Post-Badger Rehabilitation.”

by Missy Muff February 23, 2019

badger

a animal that is really fucking cool

dude badger is so cool

by 1337badgers December 25, 2020

Rusty Badger

When your bro performs oral sex on you in your siblings house.

I went out drinking with my sister's friend and at the end of the night he gave me a rusty badger.

by Titty Goblin April 13, 2021

Badger Brother

An annoying male who invites himself to parties or gatherings simply because there will be females there. He is unbearable to me around and never brings females.

Kevin: "The tailgate party for the Wisconsin Badgers game should be fun."
Rob:"Oh hell yeah! Hopefully that douche canoe badger brother isn't coming. He creeps everyone out."

by WIBusinessAdvisor October 15, 2025