Elloise Anne Amelia Simpson

Possessive over her frankie (FRANKGREEN). Worlde fanatic

You are such a Elloise Anne Amelia Simpson

by bb249308 June 26, 2022

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Hummer Simpson

When a male places donuts on his erect penis and his partner eats them off.

I put 6 chocolate sprinkle donuts on my dong and she gave me a Hummer Simpson

by Edgarallenspole April 24, 2024

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A university library that has nearly no books about sexuality outside of marriage. Representing the Christian ideals of CMA (Christian Missionary Alliance) doctrine who acts like Big Brother to the school. Yet have an entire section on how to practice black magic.

Damn, I can't find any books on Tarrot Card reading that's prejuidice to gay people. I need a Simpson University Library

by Thomas Dogoode December 1, 2016

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The Simpsons Curse

The world is cursed to have predictions written in episodes of The Simpsons to come true. They've predicted Disney acquiring Fox, 9/11, the Cybertruck, the OceanGate Submersible disaster, COVID-19 twice, the AppleVision Pro, FaceTime, and way, way, WAY more.

The Simpsons predicted Trump's assassination attempt, but he survived. He is now the only thing in the universe to break the Simpsons Curse.

by dangerous ketchup packet October 19, 2024

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The Simpsons Effect

When a show should’ve already ended but the Company thats airing it decides to keep milking it by producing more seasons and merchandise for money even though it‘s already dead and has lost all of it‘s original character and humor.

Guy 1: Dude FOX announced the 23th season of Family Guy.
Guy 2: Man that shit isn’t even funny anymore, must be The Simpsons Effect because some people can’t let go.

by Kampf_Helikopter June 1, 2024

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