science boner

A state of euphoria achieved after learning about an awesome scientific fact, idea, principle, or theory.

Dude, reading that book totally gave me a science boner

by arrogant-bastard July 10, 2016

Science Class

A required class in School that teaches you shit the average sane human being will never use, such as how plants grow.

In science class, we learned how a plant reproduces. I'm going to be a insert job here!

by Fuery February 1, 2023

Science talent

A bunch of societal rejects on crack who may or may not be big brain.

did you hear that Joe is in science talent

by the societal reject February 17, 2022

king of the science

king of the science is a title applied to the smartest Scientist alive—perhaps the only—universally-acknowledged holder was Isaac newton

Isaac newton referred to as the "science King or The king of the science

by spiltz September 23, 2022

Dip Science

The colloquial term "Dip Science" refers to fake or pseudo-scientific ideas that people share, especially on social media, which lack a basis in proven scientific evidence. It is used to describe information or "science" that is misleading, incorrect, or fabricated rather than grounded in rigorous scientific methods and facts.

Erie only believes in dip science as he gets all his medical advice from TicTok & YouTube.

by Pielander October 5, 2025

Follow the Science

Verb.
To listen to the global scientific authorities who tell us how fucked we are regarding Covid and the environment.

A: How do you know these vaccines work?
B: Follow the science, bro.

by Ockerjj April 28, 2022

a science experiment

An activity often involving a steam locomotive, an unfinished bridge, and a car.

“Is this a holdup?”

“It’s a science experiment!”

by Polybius_223 March 18, 2024