by user9876 December 17, 2010

Mary: how long is yours
David: 14 inches
Mary: stud
David: wanna see it
Mary: yikes...................hoochie mama
David: 14 inches
Mary: stud
David: wanna see it
Mary: yikes...................hoochie mama
by Anonymous September 8, 2003

use prophylactic protection prior to inserting the pork sword into the pudendum; when you descend down her blouse, suit up the trouser mouse; practice safe sex, said of a male.
In today's age of rampant sexual promiscuity, it's probably quite prudent to slap on a skin or two...two nuts driving a hot rod should always wear a helmet.
by weave March 24, 2003

The Tide Rod (verb) is when a man (intentionally or unintentionally) cleans his penis without rinsing off the soap and then proceeds to have penetrative sex with a woman. This results in a yeast infection, causing the vagina to look like when you put too many tide pods in the washing machine.
by Silliest Sex July 19, 2025

Similar to tuning forks, they are acoustic resonators that allow you to tune instruments to the perfect frequency.
by feelsman May 9, 2025

by sackaids May 20, 2024

The act of removing ones chewing tobacco mid coitus and inserting it into the rectum of their partner and proceeding to "ram it home"
Me and Becky was doing it doggie style last night while we watched Nascar and I decided to give her the ol' Tennesse ram rod.
by Cheesedique June 23, 2017
