Polish Master

Typically a female that has power over a younger man.
The female Bates the man with her sexuality and the man ends up quitting his job though his own inadequacy.
Are you sure you should be doing that? I'll have to inform your polish Master.
by Jojnny5 May 08, 2020
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polish sausage

An offensive name for someone of polish decent. commenly used for a man
Your accent makes you sound like a polish sausage
by lokiu April 27, 2009
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Polish Handshake

When you have your hand on your erect penis and another guy moves your hand in such a way that it is similar to receiving a hand job, but not as gay.
Dude can I give you a Polish Handshake, no homo.
by johnnyboy1122334455 April 06, 2012
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polish Excalibur

just another way for a guy to say jacking off.
Oh, hey I was just polishing excalibur.

How many times must you polish Excalibur? Dude you need to get laid.
by leximagoo December 14, 2007
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Polish Nightmare

Primarily used in the Jewish Concentration Camps of World War II. It involves a small under-fed child and 10-12 burly Nazi guards. The boy is thrown onto the ground and every conceivable hole on his small, frail body is bored out. The child is usually left as a bloody semen-filled sack of meat after this lewd act.
Did you hear about Eli Wiesel?
No...What about him?
During his days as a young Jew, he received a Polish Nightmare from the SS. He was never the same again
by Mike Bridges February 10, 2008
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polish oysters

popcorn, specifically that served at a large party with polish shrimp (corn twisters)
We were strapped for cash, so we offered our guests polish shrimp and polish oysters
by offensive otis December 11, 2009
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polish the turdspear

To apply lube to the penis prior to anal sex.
"Yeah, she totally wanted it in the ass like right then, but I had to polish the turdspear first."
by matt12133 March 30, 2008
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