A big black guy hes weird asf if you ever see him dont turn off the lights or else he will disappear. If you ever see him you already know hes black as shit and stupid af.
by GodLover555 March 6, 2023
Get the Marmug. by nothannaaahagain(itisntme) July 10, 2022
Get the Marsmug. Person one: Do you know Mars?
Person two: The planet?
Person one: No, you dumb bitch the person who goons to Dave.
Person two: Oh.
Person one: Legend has it that Mars Freaktard once gooned so hard that she filled eight and a half buckets of cum.
Person two: What the fuck??
Person two: The planet?
Person one: No, you dumb bitch the person who goons to Dave.
Person two: Oh.
Person one: Legend has it that Mars Freaktard once gooned so hard that she filled eight and a half buckets of cum.
Person two: What the fuck??
by whatthefuckisapseudonym???? July 25, 2025
Get the Mars Freaktardmug. by thatoneplanet April 9, 2022
Get the Marsmug. Mars is a wonderful and beautiful person. They always know how to solve a problem and always puts other people before themselves. Everyone needs a Mars in their life.
by anonymous November 23, 2021
Get the Marsmug. 