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january 2nd

January 2 is a day when everyone can show off their great smiles.

we have days where we appreciate our mothers, fathers, friends, and children but why not have a day we can appreciate the tools God gave us to eat oxtail and jerk chicken. Tools we clean and wash every day. why not have a day to show these tools off?? A day like national teeth appreciation day where people across the world can appreciate straight teeth, crooked teeth, or any bloodclautwhatevayawhancallit teet. So on January 2nd let's all bust out our cameras, come on Ladies and gentlemen.
"its January 2nd, national teeth appreciation day why aren't you smiling. :)
by catchmeifyoucan December 31, 2020
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January 26

This is a day to flirt with your guy friend/crush. If you don’t your a pussy. Idk hold his hand or compliment him or something ask him out IDK z just do something,
Person: Hey Bitch, I like your hair today
Bisexual man named bitch: Thank you lmao but why did you compliment me?

Person: Because it’s January 26 durr Person: wanna have sex-
Bitch: yes.
by ErikIsGay69426942 January 16, 2022
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January 13

by Eli123456778888999 January 13, 2021
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January 23

Be with your girl/boyfriend all day till they are annoyed of you
Boy-why u around me so much today?!
Girl-its January 23
Boy-ohhh okkkkk
by Tinypokiebrownie January 22, 2020
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10th January

When the kindest most handsome men are born. You must do everything they tell you to and can’t complain
Isn’t he born on the 10th January?
Yeah he is hence he’s handsome and kind
by Thegodofthisthing January 15, 2022
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January 26th

Let ur bf grab u by your neck and kiss u 2 times
January 26th let ur bf kiss u
by XOXOQUOTE January 23, 2022
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January 2nd

January second is national compliment an elder day
If someone is over 60, tell them a compliment!
Kid: Hey Gram
Gma: Yes dear?
Kid: Nice hat, looks good on you
Gma: why is this the third time you've complimented me to day sonny?
Kid: Because its January 2nd!
by EddieBready December 17, 2021
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