Goon Squad-A group of guys, that are sworn to cause trouble where ever they go. They tend to rough up anyone that comes in their way, and no one questions their behavior. They're always looking for a good time, whether it's a drive-by, a jam session, harmful pranks, trolling, or Nerf gun wars, either way they're gonna get stuff done. If you ain't runnin' with them, run from 'em, because they are goons! To avoid being busted by the po-po, they may also live under pseudonyms. The most advanced GOON Squad members are usually in a more secret society called "The GOON Squad Elite". The female version is called a "GOONette Squad", even tho The Disney Knob Napper believes women have no rights...People that take part in the Alphabet soup community are not permitted but get made fun of.
by GaysWrongBoi May 22, 2019
Get the Goon Squadmug. by TokyoBlood April 26, 2024
Get the Moon Gooningmug. A family made up of two divorced parents, an arrested uncle, an annoying daughter, an estranged son, a depressed gay cousin, a weird grandmother, and a Yorkshire terrier. The parents despise each other and only stay together for the sake of their family. The uncle is currently in jail for harassing children and is not allowed anywhere near a school. The daughter is just annoying, and the son spends most of his time alone in his bedroom edging. The depressed gay cousin's parents died in a house fire so she now lives with the Goon family. The grandmother visits once every 50 years and says nothing. The dog is the glue of the Goon family, she is what keeps them together and a somewhat happy family. Their favorite family activity is gooning on the audience at shows.
"The Goon family was gooning all over the audience!".
"The Goon family is very dysfunctional and rambunctious".
"The Goon family is very dysfunctional and rambunctious".
by Maraudersequallife February 15, 2025
Get the Goon Familymug. A Verb; The action of Moon Gooning. Taking peyote and going down to the reservation to skin an elk/ blow the head off of a buffalo. All while gooning. Must be done with the natives. Requires a trip sitter. If done correctly can resurrect the phoenix from the ashes. If done wrong summons the Eight-Legged Chinese Man. People named Dave are not invited
by Number1MoonGooner November 24, 2023
Get the Moon Gooningmug. by Re7lly August 21, 2025
Get the Gooningmug. When a porn addict takes his/her/their addiction to a whole new kind of form. For gooners, pornography is a kind of psychedelic experience.
See porn addiction in reference to hypnosis kink.
See porn addiction in reference to hypnosis kink.
Person 1: What the hell is Jonathan doing?
Person 2: He isn't just watching porn anymore, told me was gooning.
Person 1: hell is that?
Person 2: Apparently gooning is the new way of psychedelic tripping *and* getting off. He has left this world in favor of hypnosis and porno titties.
Person 2: He isn't just watching porn anymore, told me was gooning.
Person 1: hell is that?
Person 2: Apparently gooning is the new way of psychedelic tripping *and* getting off. He has left this world in favor of hypnosis and porno titties.
by schizo_sissy May 21, 2024
Get the Gooningmug.