Golden rule

When you see a Eugene reach in his backpack itscha time to run

When a Eugene reaches into his backpack I follow the golden rule

by Mr poopybutthole November 29, 2017

Golden Dilophosaurus

During sex when a chick gets fucked so hard she pisses. Then the dude catches said stream midair, takes a mouthful, and spits if back in her face as he remounts her.

Melvin: OMG Danny did you see that!? That girl just got the piss fucked out of her!

Danny: Damn dude! He caught her mid-stream then spit it back into her face!!!

Hillary: Just like that dinosaur from Jurassic Park! He totally just gave her a Golden Dilophosaurus!

by MD452 April 20, 2014

golden cross

a person with the highest rank in Call of Duty 4.

"Look at these noobs"
"Shut the fuck up you golden cross, no life bitch"
"Dude, this game's been out for like 8 months"
"And you spent 2 of those months playing this game"
"..."

by SPxCA May 21, 2008

Golden Warhammer

When a male puts his testicles in a females mouth and slaps the underside of his shaft on her face.

Hey girl wanna give me a golden warhammer?

by ordinaryguy25 November 30, 2010

Golden Princess

A wonderful masterpiece of driving machinery that is of gold color. It also tends to have pony or stallion emblems about it.

This car drives like a Golden Princess!

Look at that beautiful Golden Princess!

Gosh Darn it! Where is my Golden Princess?! I parked it right here!

by OhMaGawd June 3, 2011

golden hill

A neighborhood behind San Diego's downtown defined by its hipster, indie and fixie-pixie populace, Golden Hill is the bratty baby brother of adjacent alternative culture neighborhood North Park. Home to the hipster hotspot triage of Guy Fiori'ed Luigi's Pizzeria, Krakatoa Coffeehouse and Turf Supper Club, the neighborhood is a tattoo parlor and piercery away from having its residents never need to leave its boundaries.

What makes you think you're better than everyone else?

I live in Golden Hill.

by aceofhearts007 August 22, 2011

Golden Maggie

You are doing a fine young woman or something resembling one, in the ass and you are ready to blow your load. You mysteriously are able to piss in her anal cavity first, then blow your load afterward. You then further continue to squeeze her belly from behind, possibly like a slow Heimlich Maneuver, and observe the beauty as the lovely mixture within said anus, bubbles out like a fine champagne with a frothy beginning/head.

I was going to use real champagne and the bottle up her ass like that video we saw earlier but I opted to go forth with a Golden Maggie, it is safer in regards to PSI (a shaken Champagne bottle may be too extreme), and I ain't goin out with blue balls tonight!

by Sir Buck McFutter August 2, 2010