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Colin

A guy who gets destroyed by David every time they play UNO, and then gets extremely salty.
Paul: You only won because og luck >:(
David: Wow, you're such a Colin
by SipanIsACuntface December 2, 2018
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Colin

Colin is the protector of the Sphincter Realm. Some say that he is really good at chatting to birds but not the ones you’d think of. Cuckaw (bird noise).
Oh I met up with Colin at an SLF gig last week, what a great guy!
by optimuspunk October 12, 2025
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Colin Jost

The bland, mediocre, talentless, unfunny, and totally forgettable "Generic-Ass White Boy" who hosts that shitty news segment that nobody watches on "saturday night live". Looks like a reject from "The Book of Mormon" cast. While Jost is NOWHERE NEAR as talentless, mediocre, and unfunny as his mind-numbingly irritating predecessor, "jimmy fallon"; he is still extremely annoying in the sense that he is yet another prime example of a TRULY "C-Tier Entertainer" (at best) being undeservedly propped up in showbusiness by Lorne Michaels' & his INFAMOUS taste in bland, milktoast comedians. Basically, it's the same bullshit that ADAM SANDLER pulls for some of his more "talentless showbiz pals" — kevin james, david spade, rob schneider, etc.
HEALTH & SAFETY WARNING: Watching Colin Jost's "Bland, Uninspired, Limp-Dicked Comedy" has been known to cause PERMANENT impotence in male viewers.
by Squat Cobbler 187 October 29, 2023
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Colin

A person or thing that acts like Edp 445, drake, or Diddy. Also this person or thing has a lot of Money.
Omg your like Colin right now.
by anonymous January 11, 2025
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Colin Simmons

by Lil Gary July 29, 2019
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colin

cheap and ugly dudes with big noses
Have you seen a colin, he's very cheap.
by wildboy157 May 15, 2019
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colin schlong

The male appendage of a teenage, short brown haired emo guy named Colin.
I heard Sami sucked Colin schlong.
by Blackice417 May 15, 2019
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