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Thick

A word that, unfortunately, is now most often used as a euphemism for fat by heavy chicks. Which is a shame since a truly thick woman is undoubtedly a beautiful sight.
Sarah: "So what if I tipped the scale this week? I'm thick, that's all!"
Sarah is 300 pounds...
by Submitters of Words June 29, 2011
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thick girl

THICK GIRL:
(thiK gûrl) adj.
1. A word comming from modern Black Pop Culture. It is simply defined as one (female of the negroid race) with a large buttox. Also, one who does not have acces fat, but is not skinny either (again a female if hte begroid race).
A good description of a so called "thick girl" was made by Cornell Haynes, Jr. who also goes by the name of "Nelly". The reference to the word was made in his song: RIDE WITH ME from the ALBUM Country Grammer. He refers to a "thick girl" as "Her measurements were 36-25-34".
Thick Girl : Her measurements were 36-25-34. (Cornell Haynes, Jr.)
by YARKHAN December 29, 2005
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A1 Thick-N-Hearty Guy

A very HOT guy, who is equiped with way more than just the necessities for sex!
He's A1 Thick-N-Hearty Guy hot!
by juvenil361 October 11, 2006
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Tiny Thick

Tiny Thick refers to: a girl who is "tiny" but "thick". She's short and small, but at the same time, she could stand to be a little more anorexic.
Dude! Look a tiny thick! She's not bad.. .Yeah it's a rare bread.
by reeeeevesthom February 23, 2009
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Thick as Pig Shit

A person who is unteachable. Wouldn't be able to learn if it saved their life.
Girl: (after having a fit and insulting a guy): Learn to appreciate girls and then maybe we can try again.
Guy: If you think I will ever try again with you, you're as thick as pig shit.

Donald Trump is as thick as pig shit.
by DarthKieduss September 28, 2018
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Thick Hipster

A Think hipster is a person who pays big money to look like an thrift store shopping indie hipster. Also called a "faux" hipster. They usually pay a huge sum to look poor like a hipster who knows how to dress for cheap, they are mainly in the hip-hop community right now, sparked by guys like Drake, Lil Wayne, and Kanye, who are ironically not hipsters because they're all mainstream rappers.

Thick hipsters often miss thee point because they are stuck in mainstream music, and follow mainstream artist fashion trends due to musicians like Kanye and Nicki Minaj taking their style from hipsters and selling it to the mainstream. They pay high bucks to look cheap, or geeky and try hard to fit into the hipster trend which totally rejects them in the end.

They mainly listen to crappy mainstream hip-hop like Gucci Mane, Lil Wayne, and Plies, and try to fit in with actual hipsters on sites like tumblr, calling themselves hipsters to fit in and justifying their bad music taste by saying "I'm sorry but I like this one Gucci Mane song" when their whole tumblr postage is about some crappy mainstream rapper, bad, or singer, and try to fake as if they know indie bands by reblogging any and everything to seem "Diverse"
Hipster 1: Is that guy a hipster?
Hipster 2: No he's think hipsters
Thick Hipster : Sup!
Hipster 1 and 2: get out of our face, fake Kanye
by RolphSemensDickOvensUWIDI February 1, 2010
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Thick Shady

The thicker version of the Real Slim Shady (Eminem) that has no rhymes but does nothing but stupid stuff.
Hey it's Thick Shady! I'm somewhat afraid to shake your hand, everybody....
by dwilly2013 August 23, 2011
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