by Regular weed February 6, 2018

by n30e April 28, 2021

Person 1: Damn I just pulled a wad of hair out of my ass
Person 2: oh no you have a butt clog
Person 1: I wonder why...
Person 2: oh no you have a butt clog
Person 1: I wonder why...
by aleelee22 June 20, 2015

A woman's saggy butt that developes after having kids and loosing some weight. Resembling a pumpkin that has melted and sagged after sitting on the porch too long after Halloween.
by CatDog122 June 18, 2017

by PeaTram June 19, 2016

A butt bloat is a goof. A person who is defined as a butt bloat is a loser. They suck at everything. So next time you see a person that is not a swanky coug (look it up) tell them that they’re a butt bloat and to make me a sandwich
Courtney: Man, that guy is such a butt bloat
Brooke: I know right!
Courtney: Gawd, I could go for a sandwich right now.
Brooke: I KNOW RIGHT?!?!
Brooke: I know right!
Courtney: Gawd, I could go for a sandwich right now.
Brooke: I KNOW RIGHT?!?!
by ColbyBrockandRadicalRowleyFan December 5, 2019

"He is the king of asses and the spirit guide to an any asses of ass past. Nobody will ever ass the way Brian asses. He is grandeur of all asses and all asses to ever exist. Brian's Butt. Oh my."
-George Takei
-George Takei
by Tara S November 24, 2013
