texticles

Noun, referring to the presence or absence of balls needed to text a girl.

Lance: Man, I really want to text Vanessa but I'm kind of scared.
Blake: Come on, dude, grow some texticles.

by chickenstryps June 18, 2009

suicide text

The act of sending a text that will surely get you killed.

Johnny sent a suicide text when he accidentally sent his dad the text that was meant for his girlfriend.

by texter0020 December 21, 2008

Text Fucking

The act of providing sexual connotations or inferences in the form of text.

"Did you see that email? That girl was text fucking the shit out of you."

"Read between the lines dude, she's definitely text fucking you."

by Johnny Two Tongue July 27, 2008

Text slut

A female that texts multiple guys at once and flirts with them even if she has a boyfriend.

Kelly is always texting guys. What a text slut!

by SimplyRandom June 29, 2008

texas brown chowder

Texas Brown Chowder is chowder that originates from Brownsville Texas. It is best made after a vacation south of the border to Mexico. When ones feces are sufficiently softened (about the consistency of curry) you may crap in a bowl and mix it with jabeneros and rattle snake. It is best served hot and all over the recipients face/

Texas Brown Chowder was served to Guy LeDouche on Spike TV’s MXC.

When in Texas, you must try the Texas Brown Chowder after reciving a Texas Chilli Bowl

by enriqueeldominicanos June 29, 2008

Textually Inadequate

A person who feels inferior beacuse they recive less text message action than their friends or work colleagues.

Bloody hell does your phone ever stop, your making me feel Textually Inadequate.

by Horizontalchampion July 22, 2009

Textourettes

The unfortunate habit of spewing thoughtless, seemingly random, usually inappropriate and/or profane thoughts via text message. Often, these sentiments may be true, but fall under the category of "OK to think, but not to say out loud."

Texter: Your mom's ass is f#%$in tight in those jeans!!!

Textee: Dude. They have meds for textourettes now. Talk to your doctor.

by gregor_y November 22, 2010