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post traumatic test syndrome

An anxiety disorder resulting from a test that kicked ones ass to the highest degree. Symptoms usually include depression, flashbacks, and binge drinking.

Post traumatic test syndrome or P.T.T.S rankes highest among college students.
That accounting test was so freaken hard, Im going to have a wicked case of post traumatic test syndrome for sure.
by Dustin Merr November 8, 2007
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test monkey rage mode

An unreal intense fucking motion where your hips are like a semi auto machine gun, while screaming like a monkey put on acid, and at the climax, screaming FATALITY right before you cum.
While during intercourse, Bob got excited and screamed "test monkey rage mode" after that night, Sarah never walked again.
by bigbooty215 May 5, 2015
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test nut

To jack off to something to see if you’re attracted to it
I did a test nut last night to see if I was into traps. It was inconclusive.
by Bonejangles August 6, 2019
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Test me

An amazing song by Melanie Martinez,it’s about the challenges of life
Person:what’s your favorite song from Melanie Martinez’s after school?

Other person:test me
by Dasangdfghhai HD swcuudf January 24, 2021
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Fresh Test

The act of fingering a girl's asshole while in a public place, usually a bar or club. If she lets you finger her coal hole in public, you know that she will have sex with you. Also, if your fingers do not smell after the insertion then you know she is clean and therefore passes the test. A poopy or smelly finger is a failure of the fresh test and the prize must be discarded for it is tainted with doody. This move is best done while wearing 2 wife beaters and dog tags.
Yo so I was at the bar looking mad jacked and I fresh tested this girl but she failed so I went home and watched the Falcons game on DVR. Later I dreamt of fresh testing Matt Ryan because he would never fail the fresh test and neither would the Silver Fox Mike Smith.
by Goody Blue Steel July 13, 2010
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Go tensile test yourself

Engineer's euphemism of "Go f--- yourself".

A tensile test is where make a special specimen of whatever material you want to test, and you put it in a tensile testing machine. The machine slowly strains (elongates) the specimen and measures how the specimen responds, ie how much force it goes under. The machine makes a graph of the stress-strain behavior, where stress is force divided by the cross-section area of the specimen.

This is the very finest way to tell an engineer to get lost.
Asian guy: "meselfs, can you help me with my thermodynamics homework? I suck and I need to leech off of you."

meselfs: "Go tensile test yourself."
by meselfs May 22, 2005
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Breast Test

a term referring to a highly scientific technique used on androgenous people (those who you are unable to positively identify as male or female) in which you stare at the subject's chest to reach your conclusion on the person's actual gender; there is only one flaw in this technique: many androgenous people can be husky which makes it difficult to discern whether or not the subject has real boobs or man boobs.
"Dude, is that a man or woman? I tried to use the Breast Test, but they could be man boobs."
by Boobra October 9, 2008
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