ego-terrorist

A person who lives in a realm of their own, they think that any decision they make is 100% acceptable regardless of the reprocussions to everyone else around them. They live in a collection of fictional stories from their own mind, and all stories are fantasies that are dreamed up by a person who sadly, cannot live a life of any real substance and who most likely hasn't left his/her house long enough to experience anything that is actual truth.

Guy 1. "have you talked to that chick from the other night yet"?

Guy 2. "Are you talking about that Ego-terrorist"?

Guy 1. "Hey man, that ego-terrorist of a roomhate that you have left all her shit on your bathroom sink"

Guy 2. "I know man, it takes her hours on end to get ready and we dont tell her that shes a fucking sloppy bitch"

by smiling goose June 21, 2010

Facebook Terrorist

n.) a person who blows up facebook with constant wallpost, statuses, comments, etc.

Girl 1: This girl and her friend blow up facebook like its their job.
Girl 2: They're facebook terrorists. Omg.

by Niggawhoknowspeopleandthings August 18, 2011

Nature Terrorist

When a natural disaster damages "attacks" a major goverment building.

OMG!!!!!!!!! a nature terrorist just struck Washington D.C. with a 5.8 magnitude earth quake

by Pmoneyman August 28, 2011

Health Terrorism

When someone attempts to sabotage your workout, your diet, or your time in a vain effort to keep you from being healthy.

P: Wow Matt, my protein shake tastes awfully fatty...did you put something extra in it? You know that could be considered Health Terrorism right?

M: No Pete you are just a douche...

P: That's bullshit you are a health terrorist!!!

by peteybananas January 3, 2013

ovaries-terrorist

A male that is so attractive, he causes female reproductive organs to explode.

blogger girl 1: strangeforeignbeauty on tumblr is filled with ovaries-terrorists

by sociallyinept November 3, 2013

gastric terrorism

The use of foodstuffs and tasty treats to inspire fatness in an individual or group of people. Common during the holiday season. While related to "diet sabotage," the nuances are slightly different.

-"Someone left an entire loaf of pumpkin bread and a platter of cake pops in the kitchen at work, this gastric terrorism is getting out of hand."

-"I'm gonna leave a chocolate chip brownie on his desk, his weak will won't be able to resist such temptation."
-"You're such a gastric terrorist."

by rud0lph December 20, 2013

Cyber Terrorism

Cyber terrorism is the attack on computers, networks and interconnected infrastructures with intent to intimidate or coerce a national, international, groups of people or organizations in furtherance of political, social or personal objectives.

Cyber terrorism is the attack on computers, networks and interconnected infrastructures with intent to intimidate or coerce a national, international community.

by s j tubrazy May 9, 2015