Tart

A word that British people (more people aged 30+ and female) use to call someone stupid.

Woman 1: “Gemma tripped on the patio door frame yesterday and smacked her head on the patio tiles”
Woman 2: “What an absolute tart”

by Bi’ish chav September 6, 2019

peyton tart

A hot worderful boy that is funny. He even laughs at he own jokes and he is extremely loving and he can play soccer

That boy over there must be a Peyton Tart

by The Player For The Girls April 27, 2019

Ass tart

An annoyingly unreliable counterpart.

He was being an ass tart.

by sunwriter March 6, 2022

tart's tractor

A vehicle owned by a woman that's much too big for them to competently handle, but they think it gets them attention.

She's all over the road in her tart's tractor.

by hackneydiv September 24, 2024

Fire tart

Very attractive person,

She’s a proper fire tart

by d4nn189 June 8, 2025

Tart

The much more scoially acceptable version of 'retard'.

Bruh you tart

by JoeXXL November 28, 2019

tart dick

An uppety dick who's being retarded for no good reason

Let's go to Micky Smoke Shop, give the same order, and see if that f****** tart dick gets it right this time.

by Maud the Spirit Guide February 21, 2021