Cuss-tard

a combination of Cussing and Retard.

someone who puts no creativity or imagination into his/her cusses/insults, making them sound stupid.

someone who doesnt know how to cuss effectively.

someone who overuses a certain cuss word.

Bob: Fuck you Fucking Fucker!!

Sue: dude, youre such a Cuss-tard.

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Idiot: "youre a dick!"

same Idiot five minutes later: "youre so dickish!"

Still the same Idiot a few minutes later: "i wont do that thing cause youre a DICK!"

Smart Person:" OH my god, man! youre a freaking Cuss-tard!"

by LightsAndCandy October 6, 2009

zoom tard

A tard (retard) that usually zooms around in a helter-skelter fashion. Usually the zooming is done in a wheelchair or some other type of assist-type device.

Audience member 1: Dude, did you see Stephen Hawking take out half of those Science geeks at his recent speech?
Audience member 2: Yeah man, he's such a zoom tard.

by Zoomtard September 21, 2006

art-tard

Any one of several fashion-forward individuals expressing opinions about visual representation at snooty openings

"I went to the opening to take advantage of the open bar, but the art-tards drove me outta Midtown in about 20 minutes."

by hammerhorn July 22, 2007

tard swaddle

The manner in which a mentally retarded person walks, blending the acts of shuffling and waddling.

Look at Doug go! He's got such a tard swaddle.

by yannimyfanny March 11, 2008

twirl tard

One who has the inability to properly twirl pasta with their fork.

Lucy was attempting to eat linguini, but since she was unable to twirl it properly, she is a twirl tard.

by bamtime February 17, 2010

tard-kiss

When two lovers kiss passionately in the fashion of mentally challenged individuals. Dribbling is a definite factor.

my boyfriend gets off on tard-kissing

by joshua davey August 9, 2009

cheat tard

A name you can call someone who does better than you in a game to accuse them of cheating. This can be used whether you actually think someone cheated or not.

Sarah, how did you get ahead of me you cheat tard!?

by Jason Kelley October 10, 2007