princess stoner

That girl who wears designer labels, is in good social standings with friends and teachers, who gets her shit done on time, who joins clubs, is on student government, and spends her parents money on weed. lots and lots of it. She's not a sloppy drunk, enjoys a good time, sometimes DTF, always DTS, and can out-smoke any bro she knows.

girl 1: God i hate that bitch. she rubs her marc jacobs shit in our face, represents the student body on council, and has the hottest boyfriend.
girl 2: yeah, i hear she smokes him and her friends up all the time.

girl 1: If i was smoking that much there's no way I'd be as active. seriously what's her secret?
girl 2: nothing, she's just a princess stoner.

by bluegreengrrl August 20, 2011

Joshua Stoner

A person who is the man. Good looking, fun, strong, and very attractive.

that guy is a joshua stoner.

by jackal3 October 29, 2012

Grape stompers

Another term for the kidneys. As some people sample urine like fine wine, a haematuria is a fine roset, a dehydrated urine is a strong Pinot noir and a diabetics urine is a moscato. So as the kidneys produce urine, they are the equivalent to the grape stomping stage in making wine.

Damn Susie my grape stompers have been hurting lately, I might have a UTI.

Or

Get him Frank, shiv him in his grape stomper.

by Batteredsav October 12, 2018

Clomper Stompers

Big ass boots/shoes. Fucking HUGE bitch.

Me: *watching BTS Boy with luv dance practice*
Also me: *DAYUM Jk those some big ass clomper stompers*
(Your welcome Army for putting this in the urban dictionary cuz them shoes looke heavy xD)

by JeongukkieBihhh<333 July 4, 2019

triple H stoner train

when you're really stoned and you're happy,hungry,and horny

nice,i'm on the triple H stoner train

by i_found_nimo June 12, 2010

Scoper

Some one who regularly does stupid things. Synonym for a spastic.

Stop being such a scoper

by Gadget February 17, 2004

Waffle stomper

The action of pooping in the shower and stomping it down a waffle shaped drain.

Ew, don’t be a waffle stomper.

by Fiona Rein March 22, 2019