Exican standoff

A date or party with some or all of your exes

"Hey man how was the party?" "It was great, but it was a exican standoff."

by Buddyfan4stic April 30, 2025

Mexican Standoff

"The act of three men standing in a triangular shape and aiming there penises at each other, seeing who can get there jizzz on the other two people"

"Sorry mate, me and the boys can't come out tonight, we're celebrating Ronald's birthday by doing a Mexican Standoff"

by autistic_pervert100 January 2, 2026

mexican visual standoff

The awkwardness of three or more people looking at each other waiting for someone to do or say something

Jay said "What is this a mexican visual standoff?" thus ending the awkwardness.

by Frank David George July 10, 2014

Chuck a stanger

To make a u turn under extream duress

Dude, you totally had too chuck a stanger to avoid that crazed Hooker.........

by Dildozermaniac October 5, 2015

Indian Canadian Standoff

A white hunter travels to the woods and takes aim at a deer and fires. A Indian fires a arrow at a nearby tree catching the hunters attention and said "you are hunting on my land". Then hunter said oh I'm sorry this is your property I will leave it to you until the Indian says I'll tell you what, whoever kicks eatch other in the balls the hardest gets to keep it, he then said "I'll go first" "WHAM!" The hunter groans In pain and said ok my turn. The Indian said "no that's ok you can keep it"

*White hunter* I just shot a deer today until I realized I was hunting on a Indian reservation so I tried to give it back until he fooled me into an Indian canadian standoff "man that hurt!"

by Crimson Renegade V1 December 15, 2017

Addey and Stanhope

A Secondary School in Deptford that is full of absolute twats. Dont even get me started on the Year 7s.

A term used in Addey and Stanhope is the 'Addeys Way' this means to make life harder for yourself for no fucking reason. (You are either gay or homophobic in this school, no inbetween whatsoever.)

Person A : I go to Addey and Stanhope
Person B: Oh, I'm sorry.

by Its_KrystalXD November 23, 2021

San Francisco standoff

A tug of war with anal beads.

Betty and Ann had a San Francisco Standoff and Betty still wiping off the winnings.

by Real neam May 6, 2025