sprinkler splash

The act of getting a blow job .. when the cock is being slapped around the gob like a joystick while also giving the occasional splash back like a sprinkler from a garden hose

Awww debs the sprinkler splash has my leg soaked

by neddy flanders November 20, 2023

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Crap Splash

When your feces make a splash inside the toilet while you are taking a dump, often resulting in getting wet.

I was in the toilet taking a dump and had a Crap Splash get my buttocks wet.

by Foxtrot Knox November 24, 2016

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Splash Artist

A disc jockey with such skill and expertise that the music they produce appears to sound like water being splashed repetitively in a tech house melody.

Why would I fry out at MainStage for Flop Artists like Ferreck and Fred Again? I’d rather listen to 12 straight hours of tech house from a Splash Artist like Marco.

by Joturo November 15, 2023

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splash pad

the space between the bottom of your nose and top of your lip. (where snot and spit often compile)

Girl 1: That guy is hot. GO make out with him.
Desperate Girl 2: Hell no. He's got snot on his splash pad.

by Careili April 5, 2010

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(noun) A bed.

Most commonly a well-made bed belonging to a bachelor who frequently uses it to perform sexual activity with his dates.

Splashpad splash pad bed bachelor master bedroom one night stand hook-up

This night is going great, let's go back to my place, I'd like to take you to my splash pad, we can have a lot of fun!

by A.Smile.Always January 3, 2020

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