Skip to main content

salty

A generic word that morons use to describe someone ' angry and triggered ' after they epically destroy them verbally.
Moron: LOL THAT GUY IS SO SALTY LMFAOOOOOO
Guy: I literally didn't say anything....
by Azeotropy August 28, 2019
mugGet the salty mug.

salty pancake

when you spray your man juice all over a womans boobies and then sit on them squishing the semen, thus giving her a "salty pancake."
Justin, sprayed her tits with jizz, but forgot to give her a salty pancake.
by GaryC May 1, 2005
mugGet the salty pancake mug.
Related Words

Salty

A phrase yelled at the top of your lungs when something is unpleasant and causes deep discomfort.
The phrase 'salty' originates from the word 'brackish' which has the double meaning of 'slightly salty' and 'unpleasant or distasteful'.
"We have a test tomorrow"
"Salty!"
by androo berone February 19, 2014
mugGet the Salty mug.

salty

Salty = Salt of the Earth sort.

A seasoned man, wise beyond his years, who is earthy, witty, pungent with manliness (salty if licked) and able to kick some ass should the situation renders itself necessary (like a drunken sailor).
Think: Lenny Kravitz, Bono, Benicio del Toro, Goran Visnjic, Diego Luna, Harvey Keitel
Do not think: Brad Pitt, George Clooney, Adam Sandler, Jim Carey

Salty Women include: Madonna, Cher, Mae West, Joan Jet, Queen Latifa
by Megan Cash January 6, 2006
mugGet the salty mug.

Salty corkscrew

1) The act of pouring salt onto one's penis before penetrating someone anally and twisting them around, using the inserted penis (the "salty corkscrew") as a pivot.

2) One who engages the act of giving another a salty corkscrew.
I gave her a salty corkscrew the other day. It wasn't half bad.
by Montgomery Ashburner June 23, 2009
mugGet the Salty corkscrew mug.

Sonty

1) someone who looks like a Pirate
2) someone who makes some yummy pancakes
3) someone who makes this crazy long launch ramps that airplanes mistake for landing fields
4) someone who doesnt get too pissed when you steal their go-kart when they are at Football practice
5) an all around good guy who lets me crash at his place when in town
Becky "Why does Sonty hate people from Boston?"
Brian "I dont know?"
Becky "Because they can't pronounce their ARRRGHHHHS!"

Jacquelyn "Last night i was so hungry i thought about IHOP...but shit Sonty makes the Yummy Pancakes!"
by BFosterberg February 3, 2010
mugGet the Sonty mug.

Salty Dick

The act of masturbating with salty hand lube when one gets clammy or sweaty hands. Once hands are sloppy, most and warm its best to perform a salty dick.
Guy 1: "My hands are extremely sweaty"
Guy 2: "Slip n' Slide them on your dick bro, do the salty dick"
by RaiseOner May 16, 2014
mugGet the Salty Dick mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email