soccer douche

One who thinks he is better than everybody at soccer, not knowing that soccer should not be considered a sport. Also a person who gets excited every time he sees a soccer ball in his area.

Person 1-"Dude, I bet you i can kick a soccer ball over them mountains"

Person 2-"Dude, you are such a soccer douche"

by P-reston August 19, 2006

Soccer player

A new derrogitory term equivilent to the f-bomb

He is such a soccer player

by Goaliekid12 October 7, 2010

Soccer

Superfluous colonial synonym for football, aka: The Greatest Sport Known to Man.

Colonial gentleman: "Wow. Soccer is so much better than any sport we ever invented."

Chap from the old country: "Soccer? Do what? Oh, I get it... you mean The Greatest Sport Known to Man!"

by Bobby C's Jockstrap May 27, 2010

soccer

gay. also, most soccer players have random unquenchable hate for other sports because, well, you know (theirs sucks).

Son: Dad, I signed up for the soccer team!
Dad: Ya know, I knew you were gay.

by safoop June 7, 2009

soccer

Worlds most overrated sport. It's not just america that calls it soccer anyway. In Ireland, we call Gaelic Football, football.
Give me B-ball any day. At least that never ends in a 0-0 draw.

An exciting result for the soccer match.
1-0

by Richy December 2, 2003

soccer

An excuse for a bunch of immigrant gwats to get all sweaty and competitive by chasing a ball around a field of grass.

Wanna play soccer?
Do i look like a gwat tro you?

by supersheep May 13, 2005

United States Soccer

A team of players that the entire world takes WAY too seriously. If a team barely wins it's awful group on pure luck and all the talking heads are saying what an accomplishment it is, it is OVER-RATED!!! If same team loses to an awful Ghana team in extra time, it is not a learning experience, it was a pathetic beatdown. Stop cheering and start booing!

Talking Head: In a close loss, the United States Soccer team comes away with memories and learnings.

Me: WHAT? THEY SUCK!!!

by EnglishBasterd233 June 29, 2010