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sleep dentistry

the act of having one's teeth pulled while sleeping.
Go wiggle your loose tooth or I will be forced to perform sleep dentistry on you.
by Miss Deuces May 9, 2011
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After Sleep

The sleep that occurs after your alarm goes off. You must get out of bed for no more then 2 seconds and then return to your slumber knowing that you will be late for something.

This is generally the best kind of slumber due to the fact that you dont give a fuck.
your boss: where were you this morning tom?
tom: I forgot my laptop on my kitchen counter and had to go back across town to get it.

your boss: dont let it happen again
joe: dude you had some after sleep didnt you...
tom: yes it did.
by MultiChampion March 17, 2010
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sleeping cage

OK baby, want to go in your sleeping cage for a nappy?
by BrocktonDave July 11, 2017
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Nakey Sleeps

The act of affection shown between two connected souls in an attempt to make an ever lasting bond. This is a compassionate move which should not be taken lightly and involves the intimate closeness of the naked flesh.

The best way to describe this unique habit is probably as an "adult sleep over" with two or more body confident indivduals. The process involves naked incounters within the bedroom but with strictly no sexual activity and in the early hours of the morning. Talking, jokes, waking the other person up, singing, laughing and body exploration are all permitted aslong as the key rule of no sexual activity is adhered to.
"Can you take control? I've never experienced this before."

"He came over for more nakey sleeps last night, it never gets dull!"

"Theres so many possibilities for us in this activity."

Time: 12.56am - "I've been working all day on this essay I swear my work load is never ending, can I come over now to destress?"
by NAKEYNOOO May 26, 2010
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Sleep Juice

The feeling after you excrete all stress after masturbation
Dude, ima get off fortnite and get some sleep juice.
by FortniteFreak126 March 5, 2018
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sleep bouncing

Maybe the BEST feeling in the world excluding sex or drugs. Sleep bouncing is when you're laying on your bed/couch/floor/bitch, half asleep and half awake. Whatever you hear/see in your surroundings during the time you are laying down becomes incorporated in your dreams. The downside is that you only sleep bounce for 5-20 minutes and wake up abruptly, then crash.
damn, i just went through a sleep bouncing experience and i thought i had a million bucks on me. turns out i just left the tv on and who wants to be a millionaire was on. fuck.
by mac-miller-the-greatest May 24, 2011
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Cloud sleep

When you have an amazing workout at the gym and sleep straight after and that sleep feels like you're floating on clouds
Yo smith im about to have a mad cloud sleep after this session
by Faysticles September 28, 2017
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