the barking seal

The choking sound one makes when they are giving a blowjob and the other persons pubes get caught in their braces (n.)

That bitch did the barking seal when she got the fuzzy train tracks.

by That white kid tho December 4, 2013

Crusty Envelope Sealer

The act of ejaculating inside ones boxers while worn then forgetting and having your load dry to your thigh. Usually the result of a parental invasion without knocking or late night jerk session.

"Brad, why did you run off last night after we finished dry humping?"

"Oh I just had a Crusty Envelope Sealer I had to open."

by J|nn May 5, 2014

press and seal

When you fart as you're leaving a tent, and quickly zip the door behind you; presumably while the other person is still asleep or just waking up. The victim is rendered helpless, and is usually forced to also leave the tent. Effective at waking some late-sleepers and clearing children from a family tent.

Sally passed out early last night, so when I left the tent this morning I press and sealed that bitch.

by pressnseal October 4, 2015

helicopter ceiling fan flex seal 9000 while chop flips the light switch

The act of “helicopter ceiling fan flex seal 9000 while chop flips the light switch” is when you are naked flex sealed to a ceiling fan spinning like a helicopter, while your girls under you cock in mouth. meanwhile chop is sitting by the door watching as he flicks the light switch.

last night alexis wanted to try the “helicopter ceiling fan flex seal 9000 while chop flips the light switch”… now my cock hurts.

by pu$$y $layer69 February 19, 2022

breaking the seal

When a woman has unprotected sex with 5 or more men in a 4 hour period, she develops a seminal wall inside her vaginal cavity. This wall is nearly impenetrable and can only be breached by passing urine or douching.

Baby Carlos: Damn! that girl was "breaking the seal" all over everyone last night.

Adult Carlos: Grossss! i know. I heard some girls got pregnant from it, hope they got 500 bucks or a coat hanger.

by baby carlos March 9, 2010

seal

Anyone belonging to the EMO sub-culture. Due to the fact that they bark and dance like seals. They have a similar cry (out for attention), and dark eyes (usually the EMO kids are make up covering their bags from staying up late and crying, or being hit by jocks in the face with a closed fist). Their skin also shares similarities being pale, cold, and slimey. They also both smell like fish, and have gross facial hair. Mainly the female of the EMO species.

The only seal I club listens to EMO.

by RNB September 19, 2006

Seal-the-deal

assassinate

The only way to get ride of the current dictator is to seal-the-deal.

by Auggie Gingers May 30, 2011