Cum Scoopers

noun. koom, kuhm + skoo-pers

1. nails that curl and/or flare at the tip; so as to facilitate the scooping of cum from a surface.

The prostitute did her best to swallow the client's cum, but much of his load landed on her breasts. Fortunately, the prostitute came prepared; as she quickly scooped up his creamy remains with her nails and greedily poured it into her mouth, sucking her fingers and savouring the taste.
“Nice cum scoopers you got there,” said the man.
“Thanks! I got sick of having to washing my hands after each visitor;” replied the girl.

by SilverLetter January 23, 2022

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Cum Scoopers

noun. koom, kuhm + skoo-pers

1. nails that curl and/or flare at the tip; so as to facilitate the scooping of cum from a surface.

The prostitute did her best to swallow the client's cum, but much of his load landed on her breasts. Fortunately, the prostitute came prepared; as she quickly scooped up his creamy remains with her nails and greedily poured it into her mouth, sucking her fingers and savouring the taste.
“Nice cum scoopers you got there,” said the man.
“Thanks! I got sick of having to washing my hands after each visitor;” replied the girl.

by SilverLetter January 23, 2022

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Creek Stomper

Someone who plays around in creeks and gets no bitches. Generally are creepy and weird as well.

"Look at that weird motherfucker over there"
"Yea, he's a creek stomper if I've ever seen one"

by Bomb Boy 5893 February 3, 2022

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Submarine Scope

Inserting the entire skull (and sometimes neck) into ones anal cavity.

She wants to submarine scope. I told her she had a death wish.

by Ytteb Poob February 4, 2022

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Pooper-Scooper

1. An amazing invention that is used in the elusive art of poop-gathering

2. The worst type of person, the pooper-scooper is the kind of person that does stuff just to annoy people.

1. I used my pooper-sooper to pick up all this poop!

2. You are a fricking pooper-scooper.

by HydroGenesis March 8, 2022

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