sandy crab cake

When a fine gentleman takes a lady by the breasts, coats them in beach sand and makes crab like gestures towards her nipple area.
by Sandycrabcakes-r-us April 17, 2016
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sandy suprise

When you're fingering a girl at the beach and your hand is wet so you stick it in the sand and put it back inside her
Tom: dude, what you do with Monica at the beach? Jerry: I gave her a sandy suprise.
by Islamicllamas December 17, 2015
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Sandy Franklin

A Sandy Franklin is a phrase used to describe the act of having sex doggy style, on the beach, while one of the participants is flying a kite. In order to be considered a genuine Sandy Franklin, all 3 conditions must be met, and the kite must remain airborne throughout the entire act.
You: I was flying a kite on the beach in Ocean City when I met a handsome man and we hit it off right away. He bent me over against a lifeguard stand and had sex with me. The kite stayed in the air the whole time!

Your friend: That's a Sandy Franklin.
by Shmessica Shmarman July 14, 2024
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Sandy Towel

To have sand resting in ones pubic hair or on the pubic mound, making any activity extremely uncomfortable.
We where having sex on the beach but it hurt to much because of my sandy towel
by i fuckar tu madre August 08, 2011
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sandy banana

a kickass beachbar in fort lauderdale florida. great drinks, amazing prices, and steps from the sand, sun and ocean.
I had a face melting good time at the Sandy Banana last spring break, I can;t wait to go back!
by The Flying Hutchman August 18, 2015
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A Sandy Osama

When two dudes are blowing each other, but the pain from thier beards causes chafing that ends both erections.
I heard Terrence and Joe were trying to get it on, but a sandy osama put a real damper on things!
by ZuccheroMorte July 10, 2018
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Sandy Turd Flex (STF)

When you're taking a dump and your butt flexes forcing the poop to retract into your butthole causing the sensation of sandpaper going up your butt.
"Man I hate it when I have a sandy turd flex (STF) in the bathroom"
by Matt Stazjic February 05, 2016
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