Troglodyte safari

Watching reality TV shows like Dr. Phil, Jerry Springer or Ricki Lake for the guilty pleasure of mocking people in unfortunate situations, much like observing wild animals on a safari – except the “wildlife” are vulnerable humans being exploited for entertainment.

A pastime for middle-class viewers to reassure themselves of their own superiority while enjoying the misfortunes of others.

"I love watching Dr. Phil! It is always so entertaining!"
"That series is little more than troglodyte safari - you are just pointing and laughing at people who are worse off than you to feel better about yourself"

by M-peror July 29, 2025

African safari

When you transfer something butt to butt

Putting something in between your buttcheeks and passing it to someone else via their buttcheeks via African safari

by Oranjeted August 10, 2025

car-park safari

The act of driving around for hours looking for a place to park your car. Usually occurs in shopping centers on rainy days.

"Dude how was that car-park safari it went for hours!"

by Sexy__Bitch February 7, 2010

mandy crush saga

when you mix cocaine and mdma into a line and snort it during a full moon weekend and you are your mates go on a skitz mission

'what's everyone doing this weekend?'
'wanna play mandy crush saga?'
NEW CHALLENGER ENTERS.

by sibri8 July 23, 2017

Water Fire Saga Club

WFS Club is a group of a group of 4th grade mermaids saving the world with friendship and books

The Water Fire Saga club is freaking LIT!

by Datballer21 February 11, 2019

Don Antero Saarenas Bastillo Binuya II

He is literally the hottest fucking guy you will ever meet, and also a really good barber

Girl1:You see that cute guy over there
Girl2: Yeah he is so Mf fine
Girl1: Have you seen his skating? He is so good

Girl:2 Ong Don Antero Saarenas Bastillo Binuya II makes me throb

by Urbanizationdick November 21, 2021

Phul Sapport saar

A phrase used by radical Hindus when brown nosing anybody.

Avi Shlomo: “We want to destroy Gaza”.
Sanjeet: PHUL SAPPORT SAAR

by dzemana December 2, 2023