retarded

A term used to describe an infectious rap/hip-hop beat that is so phat it makes one's head jerk violently as if he/she were severely mentally handicapped.

The effects of such beats can be extremely amusing if viewed from a distance (while driving, for example), particularly if the person who's neck is snappin' has no idea whatsoever that they are being watched. Sometimes, however, this cannot be controlled.

"Yo did you hear that new Timbaland joint? That beat is totally retarded man."

by M Rockwell January 30, 2007

retarded

Being fucked on Ketamine, but not so fucked that you're in a k hole. Basically, you feel like a floating head, as you can't feel your body, and get confused by everything such as cups and chairs. You start to walk and dance in a very bizarre way, and everyone around thinks you're an escaped mental patient.

I got well retarded last night! It was well funny!

by mr retard August 26, 2007

retarded

Drunk to point of not being able to talk coherently.

I couldn't talk to this girl because I was retarded last night.

by Devon Knoll October 17, 2003

retarded

to be utterly stupid like no tomorrow

e.g.
Retard #1 Helmon: "sup cuz hows the car?"

Retard #2 Nadal: "its ok bra i parked it in and added headlights"

Retard #3 Haydur: "So where did u park the trolley?"

Cool Asian Guy: "Fucking retarded lebs"

by Nadal the Retard September 15, 2010

POH Retarded

Used to describe a total and complete retard, P.O.H. standing for Pants-On-Head. This is the highest level of idiocy one can achieve, and use of the term epic fail while calling said moron out is encouraged, because it is the only term known to man that can do justice to the stupidity of the action. It's that bad.

Moron: I'll be making 100,000,000,000 dollars when i patent my solar powered flashlight! Haha!

Guy 1: Are you frigging POH retarded?
Guy 2: He definitely is; Epic Fail.

by Pwnado February 24, 2009

Retarded

Definition: Gordon Brown. Gordon Brown is the worlds biggest retard for making Britain a living hell and absolutly pissing us all off.

Daniel: "Who the fuck is Gordon Brown?"
David: "the world biggest retard, he is so motherfucking retarded!"

by lossieloon2 February 5, 2009

retarded

A person of average intelligence whose actions personify a mental deficiency

Sue is so retarded for dating that loser.

Don't be retarded, of course the team will suck this year!

by BaileyMac March 14, 2010