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premature boregasm

Like a boregasm, but before the boredom actually sets in. As a boregasm happens during the course of boredom, a premature boregasm may occur while the teacher is announcing a new project, lecture of a boring topic, or paper. Associated are moans, sighs, and grunts of pain and/or suspected pain to come.
Man, I thought I would have a boregasm in class today, but it turned out alright.... until she assigned us a new essay.... premature boregasm right there on the spot....
by THEPARROTMASTER March 24, 2011
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Premale

1. n. A transitionary female who has not yet undergone surgery to become the opposite sex, but whose physical characteristics are noticeably masculine.

2. adj. Tomboyish, aggressive and masculine; but still retaining some feminine characteristics.
1.
Johnny: Man, don't get on me about my female friends.
Marissa: Yeh sure, if by "fe" you mean "pre".

2.
I know you're after some of that premale bacon, bro, but this is Tina we're talking about.
by molotovme November 30, 2011
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Premarital Sexting

The act of Sexting (Sexual Text Messaging) between two parties before engaging in the legal and/or religious confines and institution of covenantal marriage. See Sexting.
Billy: "Hey Babe"
Sally-Jo: "Hey Monkey"
Billy: "What are you wearing?"
Sally-Jo: <Naked Picture>
Billy: "AWESOME!!!"

Premarital Sexting.
by RockyRac December 1, 2011
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Premake

Premake

The premature departure of the tip of ones turd or Make

Premake peeks out of the ass just prior to a complete evacuation of the bowels. It combines extreme Urgency with One's need to Make.

Premake is variation of the expression To Make, which is the same as saying Go #2 or take a dump or drop a deuce or Take the Browns to the Super Bowl
Often used interchangeably with the terms Prarie Dogging a peeker

Dude, go on to the front of the line. It looks like You've got Premake .

When you've got Premake that serious You may as well start thinking of names for what is sure to follow.
by Random Bastard January 8, 2012
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premedial therapy

Excessive massaging, stretching, etc. in anticipation of an injury.
Guy 1: "Dude, why are you getting a massage before the race"
Guy 2" "Just gettin some premedial therapy"
by itsjeg March 11, 2012
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premature spectaculator

A spectator of an event who, after approximately the halfway point of the event, constantly asks other spectators if the event is ending, or ending soon. Particularly common at fireworks displays.
(At a fireworks display) Ooh, that one was cool!
(After a 5 second delay) OK guys, that was great! I think that's it - let's go.
(Another firework is seen) Oh wait, it's not over yet...
(Other spectator) Dude, the finale will be obvious - don't be such a premature spectaculator.
by The Sauce King July 31, 2013
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Premature Adapulation

The act of giving one's friend a "Dap" handshake signifying the departure of one another only to end up walking once again in the same direction
Me and matt were walking down the hall together and as we engaged in our "Dap" handshake saying goodbye, we ended up walking the same way again, it was a Premature Adapulation
by Slither Skins September 13, 2013
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