strain the potatoes

to urinate

My bladder is bursting, I have to strain the potatoes

by Banana Bender 63 December 30, 2017

potato language

WHY THE HECK ARE U SEARCHING THIS UP STOOPID- anyway. Potato language can also be identified as potatian and is mostly the opposite of English even though it are written in the same texts, accents and grammar but it is ONLY used for the word of bOOtiful potatoz

BY THE non-binary pOtAtO

for example, to say your pretty in potato language you would simply say your OOgly

by non-binary pOtAtO :> July 06, 2020

Dick potato

A dick that looks like a potato

Honey last night your dick potato was so hard and juicy.

by Codking43 March 23, 2016

being a potato

When something of yours is being slow or crappy

Dude my internet is being a potato
Or
My hair is being a potato today

by slyfy99 July 28, 2017

Potato Pelting

A method of tuberous crop violence commonly used to solve existential dilemmas.

The potato (Solanum tuberosum) is an exceptionally vicious weapon when utilized to provoke answers out of those who act stingy with the answers to life's more difficult questions.

"We will be forced to result to potato pelting if this identity crisis is not solved swiftly and absolutely."

by A. Fakename October 27, 2009

potato-phobia

A term wich means fear of potatoes, which is most likely caused by the Jibaku Shounen Hanako-kun manga, which is a very triggering comedy angst manga. The phobia is recognized to have started at the 18th of January 2021. People with this phobia will start stabbing any potatoes at sight, cry, and may possibly start manifesting the word ‘curry’ . These people might also have clinical depression.

“It seems as if that person is infected by potato-phobia.”

“Ah really? Must be having a hard time.”

by Mitsumom January 20, 2021

potato dog

slang for pug.

HAHAHAHAHHA look at dat potato dog! pugs are AWSUM!!!

by some white millenial November 29, 2017