The unfortunate people who "God" hates so much that potential mates (ie. attractive women) are actually driven away by the utter ugliness and social retardation of such people
Guy 1: Hey man, how did John go with Tracy last night? Did he get any action?
Guy 2: Nah man, that retard is so ugly he is virtually the anti-poon
John: :'(
Guy 2: Nah man, that retard is so ugly he is virtually the anti-poon
John: :'(
by pidgeon_peter February 22, 2009
Get the Anti-poonmug. by TheRealMoose November 11, 2008
Get the poon spoonmug. When 2 girls preferably one short brunette jew and one average sized blonde vegetarian shout 'SPOON' , tackle a vitim from both in front and behind in the vertical spooning position- i.e. snugalling into them with crotch forced forward.
If victim tackled is unaware of being targeted for spooning, then they have been spoon pooned.
If victim tackled is unaware of being targeted for spooning, then they have been spoon pooned.
Licia: Spoon!!!
points in direction of tramp in ally way outside lazer quazer
Verity: I'd tap that!
Both girls dive and spoon the man, one from in front and one from behind!
Both: You've been spoon pooned!!
points in direction of tramp in ally way outside lazer quazer
Verity: I'd tap that!
Both girls dive and spoon the man, one from in front and one from behind!
Both: You've been spoon pooned!!
by Verysha and Licerity February 17, 2008
Get the Spoon Poonedmug. A crusty poon owned by the infamous "Dune" who is the gatekeeper of her domain. This so called "Dune" occasionally offers drunken parties where people go to trash her house and insult her poon. Not to be confused with Dune's All You Can Eat Fish Buffet.
Tyreece's friday night plans included a quick stop at the seven eleven for a big gulp followed by an enexpected encounter with Dune's Poon. On arrival he quickly realised that Dune's Poon had been trashed. Tyreece was extremely dissapointed!
by CockBlocker October 20, 2004
Get the Dune's Poonmug. When a woman of extrordinary height (see: vagiant) engulfs a midget into her vaginal cavity. The midget then gives a man a blowjob while having he is having sex with said giant woman. This has been used for many years as a form of contraception. Other acts can follow a poon job, as well. (see: Dragon Drop)
by Josh Stucky December 9, 2008
Get the Poon Jobmug. A pair of boy shorts worn by a desperate groupie in an attempt to attract attention to her crotch area.
She lifted her trampy polka-dot wrinkled pajamas to reveal her poon hammock in an attempt to gain the favor of the rock star at the bar.
by Mrs. Robinson2 November 19, 2010
Get the poon hammockmug. Butterfly Poon A.K.A- poontang, pussy, bearded clam, vertical smile, beaver, cunt, trim, hair pie, bearded ax wound, tuna taco, fur burg.
by Mike13258 January 12, 2012
Get the Butterfly Poonmug.