The unfortunate people who "God" hates so much that potential mates (ie. attractive women) are actually driven away by the utter ugliness and social retardation of such people
Guy 1: Hey man, how did John go with Tracy last night? Did he get any action?
Guy 2: Nah man, that retard is so ugly he is virtually the anti-poon
John: :'(
Guy 2: Nah man, that retard is so ugly he is virtually the anti-poon
John: :'(
by pidgeon_peter February 22, 2009
Get the Anti-poon mug.by TheRealMoose November 11, 2008
Get the poon spoon mug.When 2 girls preferably one short brunette jew and one average sized blonde vegetarian shout 'SPOON' , tackle a vitim from both in front and behind in the vertical spooning position- i.e. snugalling into them with crotch forced forward.
If victim tackled is unaware of being targeted for spooning, then they have been spoon pooned.
If victim tackled is unaware of being targeted for spooning, then they have been spoon pooned.
Licia: Spoon!!!
points in direction of tramp in ally way outside lazer quazer
Verity: I'd tap that!
Both girls dive and spoon the man, one from in front and one from behind!
Both: You've been spoon pooned!!
points in direction of tramp in ally way outside lazer quazer
Verity: I'd tap that!
Both girls dive and spoon the man, one from in front and one from behind!
Both: You've been spoon pooned!!
by Verysha and Licerity February 17, 2008
Get the Spoon Pooned mug.A crusty poon owned by the infamous "Dune" who is the gatekeeper of her domain. This so called "Dune" occasionally offers drunken parties where people go to trash her house and insult her poon. Not to be confused with Dune's All You Can Eat Fish Buffet.
Tyreece's friday night plans included a quick stop at the seven eleven for a big gulp followed by an enexpected encounter with Dune's Poon. On arrival he quickly realised that Dune's Poon had been trashed. Tyreece was extremely dissapointed!
by CockBlocker October 20, 2004
Get the Dune's Poon mug.When a woman of extrordinary height (see: vagiant) engulfs a midget into her vaginal cavity. The midget then gives a man a blowjob while having he is having sex with said giant woman. This has been used for many years as a form of contraception. Other acts can follow a poon job, as well. (see: Dragon Drop)
by Josh Stucky December 9, 2008
Get the Poon Job mug.Derek- Dude, Johnny told me he had sex with Rachel, Angela, and Veronica last night!
Jake-Ew, those girls are nasty!
Derek- I know what a poon dabbler!
Jake-Ew, those girls are nasty!
Derek- I know what a poon dabbler!
by Firanda Spence October 19, 2009
Get the Poon Dabbler mug.The worlds largest creampie. There's nothing like a good creampie but a poon creampie is the ultimate! Fill her up big boy.
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