prom pony 

It's the hottest girl in school!!!

Stop being in your feelings and go out there and fuck the prom pony.

prom pony by randman90 January 14, 2017

Pat the pony 

Give up an idea/scheme as unworkable, esp. due to expense involved. From an incident where pony rides were offered, but were too expensive, so the child involved was told that she could "pat the pony" instead.

"This looks really good!"
"But look at the price!"
"Ah...oh dear. Never mind, I guess we'll pat the pony on that one."

Pat the pony by gorgeouslystupid May 25, 2008

The cotton pony 

A way better name for a Tampon than its politically correct term.

"Maryellen: Hows it goin today kitten?"

"Kitten: not too shabby just ridin' the cotton pony!!!!!"

The cotton pony by Cotton Pony Cowgerl May 28, 2009

Riding The White Pony

The act of a person being high,after snorting cocaine

DAD:"son are you riding the white pony"
SON:"no"

Riding The White Pony by chuck berrys sons,uncles,dad June 5, 2015

Park your pony 

To stick your vagina in a mans face

Park your pony cunt.

Park your pony by Pretzelrobber_1004 October 6, 2016

One-eyed pony

A soft penis that is incapable of becoming a full erection.

Her boyfriend was so drunk and she was so horny that she rode his one-eyed pony.

One-eyed pony by Boozeturd July 16, 2016

Life is not a pony farm 

It derives from the German "Das Leben ist kein Ponyhof" - A pony farm in Germany is the place little girls here like best. It means life isn't always a sheltered place. Like "life isn't always fair - accept it".

Duuuh... can't you stop wailing? Life is not a pony farm, you know? Live with it!

Life is not a pony farm by Brittalein January 26, 2017