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Booty police

Guys that stop other guys that are looking for men's booty.
I am going to call the booty police on Kevin because he is always on the hunt.
by john doetttt April 14, 2008
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Nottinghamshire Police Force

That branch of humanity that thinks it's fine to leave two dogs in a police car on one of the hottest days of the year to let them cook for 7 hours.
''I see you have dogs. Don't let the Nottinghamshire Police Force see them. They'll cook them.''
by NotNottsPolice February 23, 2010
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cal poly pomona

"you go to cal poly, so do I!"
"yeah but I go to the other cal poly"
"there's more than 1?"
"yeah cal poly pomona"
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polecat

(1) Old English "phoulcat" (foul cat). Originally a reference to the fitch, the wild ancestor of the domesticated ferret, because of their ability to emit a foul smelling spray when frightened.

(2) Later, used in North America as a reference to the skunk. Both are actually not cats, but members of the weasel family, Mustelidae.

(3) A pole riding pussy, ie, a bitch who LOVES cock, and loves to ride, in control, on top!

(4) A female stripper, known for their pole dancing.
(3) Damn! I got it on with Sandy recently, and I didn't do a God damn thing. First she sucked my cock so good I almost came, and then she sat on my pole and rode it like a pogo stick! What a polecat!
by Jerry Jerhog July 2, 2006
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UD Thought Police

A group of Politically Correct conservatives that patrol Urban Dictionary
Voting down any definition that doesn't support their Status Quo.

they also create slanderous definitions about those who disagree with them.
Bill: Who keeps attacking my definitions

Ted: must be the UD Thought Police
by Anon aginst PC Conservatves February 17, 2009
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Police

yo man the police put me in jail for having 420
by graterthanyou1 May 30, 2008
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Police

The police are hired to protect the community. Police officers work hard and recieve modest pay to help the community. Despite that, many people treat them with disrespect and look down on them because of the few crooked cops, yet there are bad members of any group or organization. The police generally have to handle idiots that shouldn't be within a mile of a weapon, the people that cause gun-control laws to be established. They work to get rid of drunk idiots, especially ones that are driving 2-ton vehicles at 70 mph. Police officers educate children about safety, they save the lives of many people and put their lives on the line to control disorder. Some people (mainly thugs) hate police officers, they generally spit on them and call them pigs when they don't realize that they would probably be brutally murdured if there were no police. Others don't follow laws because they don't think it applies to them if they think it is a dumb law. There are bad members of the police force, but there are much more good honest police that work hard to help others and the community.
Idiot: Yo, what the fuck, damn pigs.

Smart Person: Shut up, you blatant idiot. Do you understand what cops have to go through and how hard they work to make sure idiots like you aren't killed?

Idiot: Shut the fuck up man, what if there were no police! That would be awesome.

Smart Person: You really are scum, you do realize what life would be like without police?
by Jag140 July 19, 2011
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