pole meat

Venacular term for, "Stripper."

That bitch izza hot piece of pole meat.

by Corn Hole 420 October 14, 2007

hole to pole ratio

Slang for the ratio of women to men at any gathering.

Mike called and said we better haul ass over to White's pool party cause the hole to pole ratio was like 4 to 1.

by ianzo6 May 25, 2006

Backwards pole vaulter

A homosexual

"Look at that backwards pole vaulter over there"
"fuck Ian"

by Jonypotsmoker July 16, 2008

Bean pole pussy

A tall girl that has a tall pussy

“Damn that 7 foot tall bitch has a bean pole pussy.”

by Puzzymarijuana April 29, 2022

Eleven-Foot Pole

1. This is the thing you use to touch things that you wouldn't touch with a ten-foot pole.

2. A weapon in the card game Munchkin'

She's so ugly I had to whip out the eleven-foot pole to keep her away.

by LorgSkyegon November 22, 2004

smoke my pole

Originally from the movie "The 40 Year-old Virgin", it means to smoke ones dick, like a cigarette.

"Haziz, smoke my pole."

by Me132 January 12, 2006

German Pole vault

The German Pole vault is like one of those gross/outrageous sexual things that you always joke around with your friends like the Alaskan Pipeline but would never actually attempt. The German Pole vault however is not gross, but would generally end in injury (and embarassment).

The German Pole Vault is when your female sex partner is lying on the bed, and the male starts standing on the bed, and then jumps down, aiming his penis into her vagina. This requires practice, accuracy and some luck or else you will end up with a bent penis.

Bro: Dude, she is so hot, I might try the German Pole Vault on her.
Dude: Thats hilarious, but if you miss, you wont have sex ever again.

by schubes66 October 12, 2011